*walking out covered in cum* haha you should see the other guy
Anonymous asked:
Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you
This is fucking hilarious
Get you a man who's like
19, 26, 28!
19. the veggie you dislike the most?
raw veggies that shouldn’t be raw in that situation like cabbage in a burrito. and peas
26. how’s your spice tolerance?
mild to medium usually based on the taste, I prefer flavor over heat intensity but if it’s really tasty I’ll eat in spite of the heat
28. last meal on earth?
chilaquiles with carnitas and half red half green sauce and a side of gnocchi cause why not I’m dying. mmm some fries and tzatziki too let’s go wild!
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When straight people ask gays why they love breeding and getting bred:
Just came across an episode of the 60′s Addams Family TV show where the Addamses take in a greaser motorcycle punk and, as you would expect, are absolutely delighted to have him as a houseguest.
And, like, the normal episode formula for this show so far has been “Some new normie meets the Addams family with some sort of ulterior motive, gets freaked out, and eventually abandons their schemes out of fear.” But while the episode began in that direction, the greaser actually starts to like the family because, you know, they accept him for who he is.
It turns out his dad is trying to track him down and make him conform to societal standards, and the Addamses, not knowing this, invite the dad over for a birthday party they’re throwing for the kid. And though the dad is also initially put off by the Adams family, he sees how his son loves them because they loved him unconditionally, and is shamed into opening his mind towards his son.
And fuck, man, it got me because I did not expect something that earnest from a 60′s sitcom, especially one as gleefully irreverent as this one. The tumblr posts are right, the Addamses would accept you for who you are.
𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒚 𝑪𝒐𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑵𝒆𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒂, 𝒐𝒓 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝟗𝟗. 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝟗𝟗 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒏𝒆𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒂, 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒓 𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒕𝒉𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒐𝒃𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕. 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝟗𝟗 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒃𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒔𝒌𝒚. 𝑶𝒏 𝒂 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒊𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒆𝒚𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔, 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑪𝒓𝒖𝒙. 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝟗𝟗 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝟔𝟎𝟎 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕-𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕-𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔. 𝑺𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒚.✨💙
Reblog and put in the tags how far away your next birthday is and whether or not you have anything planned for it
hello mutual ive never spoken to before in my life would you like to be best friends
M45, Daughters of Atlas and Pleione
A few pics from our selfie museum date this last weekend
internal dialogue hunh? who uh, who else you got in there with you buddy? You having a whole conversation with a different voice in there?
Yes, that’s exactly 100% how it works
guys stop.
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^ theres beece out there
weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:
- chipotle order?
- thoughts on veganism?
- a specific color that gives you the ick?
- mythical creature you think/believe is real?
- favorite form of potato?
- do you use a watch?
- what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?
- do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?
- do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?
- on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?
- anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?
- brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?
- first thing you’re doing in the purge?
- do you think you’re dehydrated?
- rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning
- thoughts on mint chocolate chip?
- an anxious compulsion you do everyday?
- your boba/tea order?
- the veggie you dislike the most?
- favorite disney princess movie?
- a number that weirds you out?
- do you have an emotional support water bottle?
- do you wear jewelry?
- which do you find yourself using, american or british english?
- would you say you have good taste in music?
- how’s your spice tolerance?
- what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?
- last meal on earth?
- preferred pasta noodle?
- ask me anything !
leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!