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fandometricsgetsdeep
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flarebossmalva

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

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micaxiii

I guess he had some beeves with this new information

soundstrippy
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soundstrippy
Anonymous asked:

I want to cut

soundstrippy answered:

don’t you dare, your body is your temple and when we go through earthquakes inside our heads and hearts we must keep our body safe and protected not add to the damage. You are going to be okay. Snap a rubber band if you have to but please do not rely on the sight of your blood to know you’re living because i promise, you are alive and well and that is the greatest blessing of them all. You are here, you are breathing, and you will continue doing so…. just keep going and respect your body along the way. Thank you for reaching out for help before you id anything. Im proud of you whoever you may be 

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joshpeck
me: *about to send someone a message*
myself: hey
me: ? hey what's
myself: if they wanted to have any kind of contact w/ you they would have initiated it.
me: alright, neat, neat concept, but communication is actually a two-way street so
myself: they have no desire to speak to you and never have any desire to speak to you, ever. they never think of you. they will never think of you, at all, ever, even in passing. you are nothing.
me, tossing my phone out the window: alright! neat! awesome! fantastic!