women want me. fish fear me.

morally speaking i think its okay to lie about religious commitments to get out of classes i really dont want to go to around the high holy days. no its not yom kippur yet but my professor doesnt have to know that. i deserve this as recompense

It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body's response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there

sorry theres not a single person on this website id pay to follow idc if we’ve been mutuals for six years, if you put up a paywall we’re done

{ID: an image of Bernie Sanders captioned with text saying "I am once again asking my mutuals to complete the Post+ survey to keep Tumblr free. Post+ is a terrible idea and WILL fuck over anyone who could possibly benefit from it"}

Wait there's a survey where is it?

https://tumblr.survey.fm/post-feedback-form

OH ME GOD TY

GUYS YOU CAN ANSWER MULTIPLE TIMES

DON’T DO THAT. Look. I’m a researcher that uses online surveys A LOT. You know what happens to a flood of replies from the same IP? They get flagged as a bot/ballot box stuffing and deleted.

Answer once. Answer clearly. Don’t try to be clever or cute. I guarantee whoever came up with this BS will be just itching for any reason to toss stuff that doesn’t reflect well on their idea. “Cause corporate entities aren’t bound to data ethics the same way academic researchers are.

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

what a week huh?

Beth really makes me laugh she’s absolutely allergic to emotional intimacy with men but when it comes jolene she’s so open like okay you funky little chess gay

Arizona and Nevada need this motherfucker

— Maggie Stiefvater, The Scorpio Races

It’s decorative gourd season, motherfucker

Halloween already! 🎃

Hozier singing Lovers in a Dangerous Time by Bruce Cockburn

Hozier singing Cosmic Love by Florence + The Machine

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

Have we tried turning 2020 off and back on again? 

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck