me: i'd love to be in a relationship
*is shown any kind of affection*
me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik
revolt-lution-deactivated201606
Distance fucking sucks.
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash
The turtle one
hiowl
If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
Is that tom from myspace?
done
this is precious
Fun facts about your sign here
Source: zodiacmind.com
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
runsleepygirl
This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr
gettingahealthybody
Use your body, tone your body.
gnarly
I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
nigeah
dinafairycake since you love the cuties
THANK YOU
Anonymous asked:
Blowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'
'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.
You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.
The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.
You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’
this scared me and made me cry and i am almost embarrassed to post this but quite honestly i would rather fight for this rather than anything else.
men and womens value, and the indescribable importance of intimacy
(via fluts)
Source: 19-9x
What he lacks in common sense he makes up for with love
blaisebecool
he saved her 😂
Source: forgifs.com
Does anyone else get cravings? And I don’t mean food. I’m talking about being somewhere. Time, childhood, simple memories. Being downtown on a sunny day at about 9 a.m. in the middle of spring, where the air is crisp but not enough to cause your breath to show? The cars driving around you with the exhaust filling your lungs and the smell enveloping your senses? Does anyone else get cravings?
(via wonderlust-junkie)
WELP
coochietickler
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you can hear people deliberately “not see” this on their dash.
