fapitalism-deactivated20120910
theincognegra
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
lisa-beignet
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
afatblackfairy
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
billshitposts
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
aidadoesdoodles
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
dickzoned
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔
#bless
Please help Patrick
iloveyoujhutch
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
zombieecho
Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down
You
Fucking
Liar.
In Games, Movies, TV Shows, Books, comics, art and fanfiction.
The Donald Trump School of Parenting™.
goodvibesgoodfriends
He really is a supervillian
Like, I want to hate Trump’s kids.
But, my God, they grew up with a sociopathic father.
You couldn’t even let your 10 year old son beat you in a skiing race or, at the very least, look mildly competitive? You pushed him over? What the f*** is wrong with you?”
backseats-serenades-hurricanes
No don’t censor that. Say it louder. What THE FUCK is wrong with you?
witchlingstudies-deactivated201
The Hogwarts House as Students (Based on People I Know)
Gryffindor
- listens to anime osts while studying
- highlights everything, gOD
- acts like a roman orator during class reports
- “pisses off” the teacher with their jokes but is secretly probably the teacher’s fave student
- mnemonics
- either studies ahead of time or DOESN’T SLEEP FOR 48 HOURS BECAUSE THEY PROCRASTINATED (there is no in between)
- flashcards galore
- gets elected as class president because their friends thought it would be funny (but is actually pretty good at the job??)
- determination to succeed even when they’re already too done with everything
Ravenclaw
- has 100 highlighters and a system for how to use them
- “do you think i’ll still have to take the exam if i die from caffeine overdose?”
- really creative bullet journals (or minimalist layouts)
- “how do you have such perfect handwriting?” “oh, it’s always been that way.” *actually spent 1000 hours perfecting it*
- scrolls through the studyblr tag and calls it studying
- posts something on studyblr and calls it studying
- procrastinates a lot tbh.
- classical music
- gets anxious about not studying. still not studying because they’re too anxious to start. (relatable?)
- always getting irrational thoughts about their “failing” grades
Hufflepuff
- lots of colorful pens
- a e s t h e t i c study spaces
- extra af when it comes to projects (they’ll probably wear a mammoth costume during their report about the ice age. y’know, for authenticity)
- working really hard for a subject they are not good at. feeling very satisfied when they get a high grade on that subject.
- probably expects the worst so they don’t get disappointed
- helping others study
- sharing their notes
- comforts other students who are having nervous breakdowns but they probably need comforting as well
- all-nighters.
Slytherin
- motivational quotes
- studying extra hard for a subject someone told them they’re not good at, purely for the satisfaction of proving them wrong
- they’re e x t r a af, in general
- getting really high grades, but only seeing that one grade that was lower than they expected
- either really organized or really messy (but, like, in an organized way)
- mind maps and flowcharts
- look calm as fuck when it comes to tests but it’s probably because they’re disassociating lmao
- working hard not just because they like it, but because they simply don’t like the thought of failing
- really supportive of their friends but at the same time bitter when they get higher marks at something (but only because they see it as a sign of personal failure)
- has high standards for them themselves. at the same time, they feel like everyone expects too much of them.
siobhanblank-deactivated2019011
been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and
1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks
2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this
siobhanblank
ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?
All of America: God I wish that were me
oephlia-deactivated20200504
you know what sin city is?
what is it?
oephlia
it’s vegas, duh.
do you know about den city?
I do not, what is den city?
oephlia
mass over volume
ask-the-multishipper
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
unicornpancakes
HOLY FUCKING COW.
gipsy-bones
OKAY IT’S TRUE
jointeamfreewill
WHAT
???
2snowy4u
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
clueless-gamer
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
kynisme
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
pearlpines
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
puzzleypuzzler
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
blustrology
i wanna see what happens
ultra-cheesecakepizza-me
it looks fun i guess
ask-the-multishipper
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
unicornpancakes
HOLY FUCKING COW.
gipsy-bones
OKAY IT’S TRUE
jointeamfreewill
WHAT
???
2snowy4u
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
clueless-gamer
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
kynisme
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
pearlpines
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
puzzleypuzzler
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
blustrology
i wanna see what happens
ultra-cheesecakepizza-me
it looks fun i guess
I don't wanna hear guys complaining about the heat since you're able to go out without a shirt on while women can't go out in crop tops wothout being fussed at or glared at by perfect strangers
How do you even give a girl flowers?
Like do you go on a date and give them to her and then she has to carry them around or are you both like awkwardly passing them back and forth cus it’s a pain to carry? Or does she come over to your house and you hide them until she’s about to leave? Or do you have to go to her house so that she can immediately and conveniently put them in an appropriate place?
“You’re so hot when you’re angry” STOP SEXUALIZING ME WHEN I’M ABOUT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE