what the fuck ever it's not like you guys have found the cup or the scepter yet either
today we are going to learn about horses
horse fact 1: horses are partially exoskeletal
horse fact 2: horses are partially trees
horse fact 3: got frogs in em
these are all the facts we have about horses.
OP that's not even a full horse. You've literally only looked at the feet.
maybe one day we will be brave enough to lift our eyes and look, trembling, at the rest of the horse. not today, though. today, these are all the facts we have about horses.
why would you even bother looking a gift horse in the mouth at this point, that mfer has treefrogbug feet like come on you know he’s good for it
can zelda get him pregnant already damn
can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)
girl with four different "I SURVIVED THE TIME LOOP" pins on her backpack like prestige star ranks
lift up her skirt and search for the artifact
pray tell tumblr user girlballs what that "artifact" may be
Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933
You think because I'm kind that it means I'm naïve, and maybe I am. It's strategic and necessary. This is how I fight.
Ke Huy Quan as Waymond Wang in Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022, dir. The Daniels)
As a general rule, don't trust anyone who identifies as a "normal person".
i trust him
stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you
nurturing this post while it's young
supporting and cherishing this post in its infancy.
Gallery illustration featured in Heavy Metal (Fall 1997), 20 Year Special. Art by Oscar Chichoni
Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.
apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 04/22/2011 11:57:36 PM.
hey guys I’m so sorry but I need some help getting groceries :(
I’m sorry. Thank you
