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Bob Dylan doing one of his fuckboy stunts with his wingman, Richard Manuel.

Lmfaoo at the caption

Jump off of a cliff to give the pick-up line “I’m falling for you” a more realistic effect

STOP IM SCREAMINGGGN

damn daniel! back at it again with the white vans!

Just a little reminder of what’s to come this year. ;D

Happy New Year!

I HATE HIMMMMM

parent: Why is your report card on the ceiling?!

child: You said ‘bring my grades up’.

parent: …I did say that. Lemme see-

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

After Shrek was sheared:

HES SMILING

I legitimately teared up at this

“You’re an adult now.”

Me

i wish i could capture his kind eyes

If you’ve ever doubted yourself, walk deep into any forest. Notice how the trees still stand even though they are given no recognition. Walk along any stream. The water still flows, though no one stops to praise it. Watch the stars late at night; they shine without acknowledgment. Humans are just the same. We are made out of the same elements as these beautiful wonders. Always remember your beauty and self worth. 

dont do this, ur gonna get lost and die

they’re here to save rock n roll

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

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