Tip:
Write an acceptance speech and see how fast those same people let you down
I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle
A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 38 (Masterlist)
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@bruciemilf BE GAY DO CRIME, BESTIE
Tim: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Barbara: You were putting it in cold water?
Cassandra: Tim. Answer the question, Tim.
Tim: Yeah? I though for, like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water, what the fuck???
Duke: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?
Damian: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Duke: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Damian: It takes less than a minute.
Stephanie: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?
Damian: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Stephanie: Like seven minutes.
Bruce: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes.
Dick: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?
Jason: Every single person in this family is a fucking lunatic.
Alfred: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?
This is Bruce
You guys know where i can find that one advertise of "sega does what nintendon't" that is just sonic and knuckles kissing that was the funniest shit ever
Got it boss
Cover of Harper’s Weekly, February 1909 by R.F. Schabelitz
Kate Winslet in TITANIC (1997) dir. James Cameron
"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion
this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"
WHAT
i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is
this is making my brain short circuit
subconscious-realm
No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....
i would love to study you
I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere
how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening
[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]
of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit
“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”
karcas0110
Thanks @niksfake
The urge to curl up and cry after watching Crisis Core remake’s trailer because of all the f****n’ memories it comes with
who keeps giving her these things
she ends up condemned too D:
princesspornstar
damn bitch get it together
floating-head
megadethzenbu
She’s a Darklord now too
This what my phone translates the last card to
hey guys guess what
her old friends joined her
smooththegoofyshark
Good for them fuck shit up ladies
I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names.
Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides.
This is what peak polyamory looks like.
abutchcassie
Any girls wanna get corrupted together and then have hot gay sex maybe?
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