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and if the fangs fogarty bus kills the both of us

@donnasweett

don or phoebe, a silly tv lover.
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beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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mean-vampyre

Archie would have loved booping. Jughead would have not because it's a reflection of the decay of the american dream. Veronica would find a way to make booping profitable. Betty would be constantly booped by a serial killer trying to get her attention so she has to opt out. Reggie would not get booping (what are you booping what do you mean you are booping me) but he would participate. Cheryl would make everyone boop her or else but she would only boop Toni and not let anyone else boop Toni. Kevin would make booping about himself and complain that nobody wants to bop him because he gay. Fangs would die in a booping incident.

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reblogged

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

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hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

I just don’t think tags get any better than this

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parlaypeach

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

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cuuno-moved

i think it’s really funny when fandom people make fun of nonfandom people for not recognizing a fandom url. shit like “jackstanifold” or “strifesuccubus” or “hobocop” are not immediately recognizable as fandom references dude

“how did you not immediately recognize tumblr user ‘bigbluesoup’ as a fandom reference 😂” girl how was i expected to.

anyways put in the tags if you have a fandom url and how recognizable you think it is