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Uncle Dan's Clam Shack

@dongcroncher / dongcroncher.tumblr.com

Chris, 26, He/Him. Vibing everyday by creating shit content. I’m also a part time film and stage actor so hmu if ur a casting director.
Asks are always open for my homies who wanna send me random questions or send pictures of cool things they found like rocks or fruit.
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ashyslashyy

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

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Apparently a company in England tried to create an unofficial "Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience". This was supposed to be an interactive event that would take you through a replica of Willy's Factory with themed rooms.

However the website had a number of red flags, such as the fact that it was entirely AI generated, with no proofreading being done.

The actual event was a disaster. It was so bad police were called when refunds weren't issued

In the spirit of Dashcon, they also had a ballpit! Apparently kids were given candy, but it ended up being only two jellybeans per child and a cup of lemonade.

#willy wonka
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Society if Joe Biden and Obama made out on live TV

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gloopqueen
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Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

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awoocrew
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gloopqueen

bro

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Anonymous asked:

When did u come back from the dead?

soon

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Why are the porn bots having strokes now

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Drank juice

"I sure hope this isn't testicular torsion juice"

check the bottle

it's testicular torsion juice