His slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me

Mr. Brightside

this was a revelation i was ill prepared for

wtf is this im so fucking scared

Fifteen hours remain.

this is thanos’s skinny cousin thinos

Mariah kill this clown

Avengers 4: Skinnfinity War

thank you

crash bandicoot is a twink

DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

get your head in the game

Old folks be up at 5:30am fully dressed & groomed……… To go sit on the porch.

Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool

writing tip #2081:

conversations are a lot like teeth. you can only have so many

Jesus is back, And he's not Crucifuckin' around: The Bible 2

dc animators only know how to draw one man but by god that won’t stop them.

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.