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The Tales of Don Discovery

@don-discovery

Most people have to act the roles given to them. Then again, most of them haven't even noticed they're acting.

i cannot fucking describe how funny it is that limp bizkits guitarist is the only one in the band that wears a fucking halloween costume. the rest of them just dress normal

(…to be continued!)

I’ve recently decided to finally draw a backstory comic of one of my favorite DnD characters - so here’s the first part of it! I am not yet finished, and am actually not even sure how it’ll go, but I’m excited about it and wanted to share it with you all. 

Among the reasons why Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek is that the outfits look like they were designed by a competent costume designer who had been given a pile of the world's most miscellaneous fabrics and told that if they didn't use it all up by sunrise, Rumpelstiltskin would take their firstborn child.

I'm not sure what it adds to this post but we must not forget that rumpelstiltskin appears in ds9 at one point

Patron Collage for Skunktember 2018 - most people seemed to want More Taurs, Bigger Tails, and More Hammock In Femmy Outfits, and who was I to turn them down?

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You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that

jokes on you dumbass city slickers i actually am southern

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haha people look hes actually southern

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

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This is funny and I don't even know who that is

it took me like, an hour to understand why tumblr’s logo looks Like That™, but I think I’ve figured it out

happy World Goth Day, apparently

in a fun coincidence, I painted my nails black and dyed my hair dark blue tonight, even before I knew what day it was

for archival purposes and so that this post makes sense in the future, this is what tumblr’s logo looks like today, May 22nd of the year 2021:

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Here’s the short comic I made for @pichikui​’s Danny Phantom charity zine, GOING GHOST! She’s selling digital copies on her gumroad if anyone missed out! Profits are donated to RAICES 👻💀!!

“Youre ALREADY 14”

Thats fucking metal

==|> <- MY SPIKE WALL ==|> ツ ==|> /|\ <- YOU (CLUELESS) ==|> ./\.

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i am sick of these spike traps on this website!! i am sick of crafting bandages!! i am sick of going back to my last saved checkpoint!!

==|> ==|> ツ ==|> /|\ ==|> ./|\.

jesus christ dude youre hefting some serious pipe there. i gotta respect that