This poem is not a tweet to me
The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind
This is also the moral for Carrie
Trying to find the Word patreon doesn't like when I post my transcripts is like when I was a child trying to figure out why neopets wouldn't let me send my neomail and through trial and error realized it was because it contained the word 'hole'.
Anyway patreon doesn't like the word 'jerking'. Ass and cock is fine though. Donkeys and roosters respectively.
you know those, uh, anime boob mousepads? well have i got something for you.
For the Final Fantasy 35th anniversary, I'm sketching as many Final Fantasy characters as I can within a year! I started with sixteen characters in November and will be sharing new ones each month with the tags "Final Fantasy Drawathon" and "FFXIV Drawathon". ❤️
You can see the first sketches in this post.
Original post is here.
with adhd/autism it's funny like. people will call you weird all your life, people will bully you for your "outlandish" behaviour, people will criticize literally everything you do as "not normal", BUT THE SECOND YOU GET DIAGNOSED (or suggest you might have it) they're like "huh what but you're so normal, you're literally the most normal person I've ever seen, you're literally so normal and absolutely nothing is wrong with you? why would you have that now all of a sudden???"
God Shit OP
Hey, y’know that crazy-ass video that was recently making the rounds. yeah. that one. You know the one. Turns out it’s not the whole thing.
What, and I can not stress this enough, the actual and entirety of the FUCK?!
Mutuals get a lot of love on this site but I think we should also appreciate the random followers who you see in your notes regularly. The ones who you'll probably never end up following but they like and reblog almost every post you make. The ones who you see and go "hey I recognize that person!! they love my posts!" every time they show up in your notifications.
Let's hear it for Blorbo from my Notes.
dracula daily for moby dick but it takes three years bc that’s how long they were on the pequod
y’all got so excited about 3-year moby dick that uhhh… i made it happen
I went to screencap this because uh. I feel seen,
but then had a very sensible and mature chuckle at how my phone cut off the header:
everyone this is your sign to subscribe
I'm a millennial. We don't rush into… I've had to buy a lot of brunch. I haven't.
Sophie Duker in TASKMASTER: Series 13
Jason & Friends
ALWAYS REBLOG
Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
I always loved how, out of all the characters they could have chosen to appear in this, somehow they settled on Bobby Barrows (Scissorman) from the first Clock Tower game.
Selchtober Day 4:
"We're the last of our kind
With the will to survive
In a strange young world"
Hidden Citizens - Strange Young World
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Song link: youtu.be/l6Ztg2gD-5Y
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All Selchtober artwork will be posted for free, but please consider becoming a Patron or Ko-fi supporter, if you like my work.
You can get hi-res, stamp free versions of each piece, among other rewards.
Had to backtrack on my previous P@treon announcement, so while I'm working on an alternative monthly offering, here's a contest for p@trons to get their HA-HA-HAing gear around:
Comment on the post linked below with your favourite #FinalFantasy joke and the two funniest ones will win a colour headshot commission each!
It'll be open for roughly 72 hours and new P@trons are welcome to join, so if you know some good'uns and have $2 a month to spare, then hop on in.
Here's the link to the post. Good luck!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/72147010
The young girl in the school girl uniform is O-Ren’s personal bodyguard, 17 year old Gogo Yubari. Gogo may be young, but what she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003 | dir. Quentin Tarantino
