why did he do that

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

First time in months that I just doodle fanart for the fun of it and it’s because I’m obsessed??? with A Ballad of Scarlet and Wine and in the new chapter the wonderful author did some awesome art for Gato and Lobo’s designs and I fell in love!!!!!!! If it’s your thing you have to read it! 

So… I had to doodle them!

Also I’ve been playing Bloodborne daily and my hunter has the Cainhurst Knights attire and… I love side capes. In all cultures, I love side capes. Love them. 

MAJESTIC

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

What

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

do it for her

i got an insulated metal water bottle recently after using plastic ones for years and oh my god ice water is so addictive. this shit SLAPS i get so excited to drink water thats crazy

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

A lot of you in the notes seem to desire my dad carnally.

Welcome, here's your complementary Frankie Fine don't lEeAVeEE meEeE heEERe

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

EVERYONE GET UP VELMA IS FINALLY CANON CANON IN THE MOVIES LETS GOOO

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.

Please. A transcription would be nice.

caption:

“…to justify attacks against us in that park. When they come you’re going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group of—” [crowd goes wild with laughter and inaudible shouts]

Now with transcript!

@eleven-of-the-woods

I was bored so I took a mental age test, twice

Taking an avg., I’m 11

Accurate 

drop the link bestie i need to get angry at whatever it thinks i am

Of course✨✨✨

https://mymentalage.com/

Finally im not 13 anymore

saw this stunning picture of jupiter the webb telescope took and i couldn’t just not draw her✨

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