The Surrender

When you didn’t study for the right test. OMG HIS FACE

the subtext of dio is so funny like hes never explicitly hilarious but he just lounges around his mansion fucking feeding and looking sexy just in case his grandnephew checks in on him and he has a pet falcon

one of his favorite butlers is a gamer who just plays video games in the cellar all day and his henchmen include an evil baby, orangutan, and man whos stand is the entire sun; remind you hes a fucking vampire. and the rest of his minions are just his polycule

He froze time, physically moved Polnareff to the bottom of the stairs, then went back to pose on his throne just to fuck with his head

I feel like its important to note he did that last bit not just once, but every time Polnareff took a step up.

Oh no…

Y'all this is BAD

Wow this is a really elegant way of describing why falling populations result in a narrow and incomplete picture of the actual species

this is one of the funniest scenes in the entire show and I’m surprised I haven’t seen this around

Get out of my roOM IM PLAYING M I N E C R A F T

Hope you’re enjoying the last 100 days of the decade, lads. 

oh he breakdancin

folks it is with great pleasure i announce that 19 years after Y2K we are 19 years away from more potential bullshit

It took Java over 19 years to realize “hey maybe we should allow unsigned integers”

Y2K…….

2!!!

do you think everybody working for the onion always makes fun of the guy who wrote the Cinnamon Roll article

Thank you.

I cant process how far this man has come

My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur

every Ross i’ve ever met thinks he’s a Chandler

Someone translate this

every yamcha i’ve ever met thinks he’s a goku 

Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

cats think its awesome to use headbutt

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field

Living with a young man is mystifying, just looked in the fridge and my housemate has a leaky, open baggie of raw sausage meat sitting on top of an open bag of salad mix.

Like, raw meat juices seeping directly into his greens I'm losing my mind.