who's packing me lunch
when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.
they took her eyelashes??
you’re laughing they took maria’s eyelashes and you’re LAUGHING
This is what I sound like talking about my current hyperfixation to people
I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo
but its really sad that we're losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I'm going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i've made because of this and it sucks
Jonah Hill has been kidnapped and replaced by an Athenian philosopher
society if you could buy a game and then play it on every available platform without having to buy it again
As much as I love the thought of Levi having to do the older sibling "Just hand me the controller!" move to Satan and co. when they get stuck in a game, I find the idea of Mammon doing it to him even more hilarious. Especially if Mammon actually figures it all out and does it flawlessly while Levi's gnawing his tail in fury.
Bonus points if Lucifer does that Dad thing to Levi too where he's been stuck on a level for hours, Lucifer watches him play for like .5 seconds, then figures out the puzzle immediately without even understanding the "intimate details" of the game mechanics like any good otaku should.
It's always "I love you" and never "you can come here and have soup whenever you feel like it, my mom doesn't seem to dislike you that much"
amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful
My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever
this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie
"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry
for the record, the start of the review is actually a quote from the TS Eliot poem, The Wasteland:
but it is nonetheless, mario time
