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love how wikipedia’s “List of unsolved deaths” starts at 11,000 BCE. like, I don’t think we’ll be cracking that cold case anytime soon.

the entire way this list is set up is VERY  funny to me. like, yes, I guess 13,000 years ago WAS before the year 1900. 

girls night! *gets horribly lost in the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the city and chased by creatures and beings*

Wet Moon, homestuck shoes, vote count slow as Trump sues, Georgia Swinging to and fro, Nevada counts have far to go, Youtube Johnlock video curse, Fic Deep State Omegaverse, Halloween Full Moon is blue, UK kickstarts lockdown 2, Putin resignation lies, here’s to Sherlock season 5, Destiel canon, Cas is gay, Covid rising by the day, uk Tories starve the kids, next a mishapocalypse, we didn’t start the fire

Mariah carey every year around christmas time

huh?

the way this is supposed to be the prime of my life

dark at 5pm? oh how the movement of the earth vexes me!

(hillary clinton voice) you’d better get yourselves to those Wet Ass Polls!

youre singing. augustus gloop is stuck in a giant tube and youre singing.

Hello.

Hope this finds you well. Yesterday we in Russia faced a dehumanizing bill proposed by an ultraconservative deputy that, in fact:

1. adds an "assigned gender at birth" field to our birth records

2. forbids to change birth certificates (legal gender change)

3. presumably forbids to change gender in ID cards (it is bound to changes in birth cert)

4. FORCES to change your replaced birth certificates back to gender assigned at birth (and presumably in ID cards by same reason) if you’ve changed it before

5. forbids any trans person to adopt children

6. forbids any trans person to get married

There is some translated info about that law:

https://twitter.com/VioletOlya/status/1283154150797332481 (a thread)

https://twitter.com/liveshowsdnp/status/1283332792252805121 (a thread)

And analysis made by lawyers: https://vk.com/wall-41739538_5260 (ru) + machine translation: https://telegra.ph/Machine-translation-of-analysis-of-anti-transgender-bill-made-by-the-project-of-legal-assistance-to-transgender-people-07-15

I’d really appreciate it if you could help us to get international support to stop this bill, for example, tweet about this with the #ProtectRussianTransLives hashtag. There is a petition on change.org: https://www.change.org/p/госдума-отклоните-законопроект-о-запрете-трансгендерным-людям-на-брак-и-усыновление-детей that needs support too.

Please, spread this information.

Marge Simpson woke up tamed her hair every day for the perfect beehive..she wore that DRESS honey waste snatched tiddies out elegant every day..had those BEADS bitch shined every day for ensure perfection! Marge Simpson, every day wakes up and thinks “here’s how I’m gonna gag the girls today” and slips on her icon red flats

animal crossing characters live such simple lives theyre like GRAPES??? ive never even seen those cunts before *pays you thousands of dollars*

turning and facing the shelves every time somebody walks by me in the grocery store like some kind of edwardian housemaid who’s not supposed to be seen or heard by her ladyship