Even raccoons need a rest
by zandrapaints

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS
Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.
old alt rock fans in the notes are like:
1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics
2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!
people who say diamonds are a girl's best friend don't know about Box of 100 Disposable Masks (black)
Hayley Atwell
Listen I try to be a decent adult grown human, and be respectful to women because they deserve it as fellow humans, but sometimes I reblog a tumblr post because another decent adult grown person just looks like That, and I am reduced to the equivalent of a weird little Goblin, crouching under a broken bit of cement by the highway overpass, clutching a single piece of paper with the word “boobs” written in awkward handwriting and capital letters on a squelchy bit of gray receipt paper, waving that paper at people as they walk past, desperately hoping someone else sees the miracle that I see.
I wanted to draw the boob goblin so I did.
now that everyone’s back, here’s another classic to bring back around
The original has been lost to the tragedy of the flames but lives on in the chest and cleavage of this post.
-Henri Matisse "Surviving Picasso (1996)"
Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.
Text box: “You’re ... an intriguing woman. Come with me (and join our company)!”
I feel this translation doesn't do the tone of the original Japanese enough justice. It's very informal – less professional, and more otome bad boy.
Here's a less literal translation I made a while ago:
"Man, you really are something else. Let me take you back to my place (of employment)."
i come on tumblr and see a line of poetry that throws me into a series of deep meditations and takes me through the 7 stages of grief for the next couple weeks. it’s like dying everyday and being reborn at every corner on here.
Heidi took photos of this unusual cat she saw on a trip to Israel.
Amogus
crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled
ALWAYS REBLOG THE EGGSEAL
in times of trouble, eggseal comes to me
speaking words of wisdom:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
egg
Abandoned intersection near Ottawa. [720 × 404].
The Parliament of Traffic Lights will decide your fate
theyer old enough that they used to connect