if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)
She’s winding up to slap his ass
Once I complete this chart of which microgenders are capable of mansplaining to which other microgenders world peace will be attainable
Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀
creachur… 🥺
btw if anyone wants to know what she looks like now. she’s one :)
Happy father's day to john gaius. That's the worst anyone's ever done it
literally who ever said a mech couldn't be hung
where are the transfem mechs
i dont know who im kidding there was no way i wasnt gonna instantly love the thief
why are islamic dietary restrictions so unbelievably stupid
It's not so bad, for example, it's halal to eat your mom's pussy
Wtf is up with golden kamuy
so much. so much is up with golden kamuy. and I'm so grateful for it
we need more mangaka willing to tell fans the canon dick sizes of the main cast
"hey babe why are all of our knives so sharp all of the sudden"
"me, I pet them whethands style"
getting pretty fucking sick of ppl who seem to think that before porn and capitalism people only fucked for deep spiritual meanings like people have been having casual carefree sex since the dawn of time for fuck's sake even animals fuck for fun sometimes
"sex is actually always always sooooooooo sacred and if you have casual sex u've been rotted by porn and ur damaging urself!!1!" ok catholic
if sex is only ever sacred and deep for you that’s great! power to you! but you need to shut up and stop trying to force everyone else to act the same just because YOU don’t like casual sex
