and doin it well

not to sound like a boomer but having internet access at a young age fucked a lot of us over and continues to fuck over younger kids even more

The way anime girls act about each other’s boobs but it’s guys and their huge fat knuts

Bro your balls are so big… I’m so jealous *gets behind and starts fondling them*

Kyaaa! Those are sensitive! Bro! *they flop all over the place*

Dude in the corner with tiny nuts: *looks down in shame*

certified iconic post

mini Elsa

every single social interaction i've ever had has been complete guesswork

every time i have a conversation i spend the next 30 minutes after grading myself

This astounds me because imagine her leveling with sponfebob like this. Recognizing that he understand what she’s saying. He is an adult sponge and she knows this. He acts like a little gay bitch and he is one but she’s like cut the crap Robert don’t you go sticking that long ass nose into kitchens it doesn’t belong because you can’t handle the heat you can’t handle what I’m cooking. The implications. He can’t handle it, because he’s a pansy, and that she knows he’s a pussy and that he knows he’s a pussy. He’s too soft for her world. Puff has been in state penn. she has been in and out of the system and she THRIVED in it. Her husband is DEAD. He’s a LAMP. She has committed grand larceny and vehicular manslaughter as well as evasion of police and resisting arrest. She’s probably assaulted an officer. Don’t fuck with her. You can’t handle the answer sponfebob so don’t even ask. Go home to your little fruit, get into your three mattress bed and turn off the lights. You are CANONICALLY homosexual.

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

stage 1 emo/weeb phase board

I feel like this image would attack me if it could.

I’m a self-employed, independent artisan making leather goods by hand. I left my job to go at it full-time two weeks before the pandemic shut everything down - including all of the artisan markets that I was planning on vending at. My expected income took a big hit, which is why I’ve broken character to promote my business here.

It would mean a lot to me if you’d consider checking out my website, or reach out via Instagram to place a custom order. LOVE YOU!

Email has been added as a contact option for those who don’t have Instagram. I also filled out the custom order page on the website with a wealth of info. You people are so sweet🥰

Project Downfall is a brutal and stylish vigilante FPS game that plays like Hotline Miami in first person.

Read More & Play The Alpha Demo, Free (Steam)

Sunset Surf: A Lifeguard Adventure is a charming and cheerful adventure where you spend a summer making friends, becoming a lifeguard and enjoying life in an idyllic 80’s seaside town.

Read More & Play The Alpha Demo, Free (Windows, Mac & Browser)

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

Behold the Fuck You buffet

British people be like “salt and vinnegar ice cream innit?”

Not to be a cliche but that sounds nice

HRRRGHHHHHGH

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.

Moseby has lost it…

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

So pure

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

200 WPM