When your crush becomes single

halloween is over get out

I was waiting to reblog this

Farewell, Murphy. [whompcomic]

unfortunatesalmon:

I legitimately fear this will be how I die

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Gertjie the Orphaned Baby Rhino Adorably Tries to Imitate the Hopping Gait of His Goat Friend

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me and my friends on halloween

laughing cow cheese huh? I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

original art do not steal

Punmunity puntributions puntest!

Hey! Let’s have a contest! For probably no prizes! Here’s what it is! I’m going to write down the setup for a bad joke and you write the punch line! The best one gets ever lasting glory and I will promo you ever so much! Good Luck! Here’s the set up:

The duck kept getting fired!

Because he kept getting caught with quack!

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

Helpful shark is helpful.

How the Dalek became the Shippy Dalek.

One Dalek,

Two Dalek,

Red Dalek,

Blue Dalek,

Black Dalek,

Blue Dalek,

Old Daleks,

New Daleks.

This one has a little car.

This one has a little scar.

Say! What a lot of Daleks there are.

Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.

Some are old and some are new.

Some are sad,

and some are glad,

But most are very, very bad.