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[matt; 22; oh man. this looks nice, and it's 40% off.]

tumblr store just dropped a new big rubber fuckable ass

🟥 Emporium

You spoke and we listened. The ass was too expensive. That was our bad. We want all tumblr users to be able to afford a big rubbar ass that jiggles when you fuck it. One thar says tumblr on the side. The asses are now $40. When we first set out on our journey to create a fuckable ass we wanted to

bcs is not going to win an emmy bc the emmys are allergic to them but i think its really funny that someone said michael should be in the running . girl he was not in the half of the season thats up this year for a single second because he was DEAD !!!

[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right

thing is like oh im just 22 i have hypothetically so many years ahead of me so whats one wasted year or two but its hard to make that mean anything when the present just sucks and hurts so bad in the moment you know. like its not that bad. but it is right now. so whats the point

well i suppose i will try to go to bed . i dont really want to go to sleep these days because my dreams have been super vivid and suck no matter what theyre about

i clowned on that person for killing themselves over weird al being attractive to them but maybe i shouldnt have when i have expressed a much less extreme level of that towards a much older and more decrepit man on here .

tweet from universe where you are making fun of me for the above

i have to have 2 extra tabs open whenever i watch documentary now . the imdb page so i can check whos in the episode and the wikipedia page so i know what theyre doing in it

iim normal now but it is also 3:30 am. whatever i didnt want to go to sleep anyway

does that popup really happen i always tag my posts i guess so ive never seen it but it doesnt count as tagging to me bc its just my personal post tag. lets see . oh wow it does come up

this is why i just pretend nothings wrong with me and post about tv show all day i cant think about how pathetic and shitty my life is