i love the phrase soft in the middle! like yes i am! thank god i can be!
How many times can the same thing break your heart?
As long as you love it.
[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄
The idea of tumblr users living in like new york city or los angeles sounds extremely fake... all my mutuals either live in like serbia or a bumfuck town in missouri
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Damn it I was close
spn season 1 said we are going to give the smart and sensitive one a simmering rage just below the surface and we are going to imbed the tough devil-may-care one with a quiet reserve of vulnerablity. this will give disorders to no 14 year olds
ik the tomgregs are having a blast w shiv talking abt greg à la other woman but whats much funnier in that scene actually is with how much disdain she addresses the “disgusting bros” & like tom has no comeback bc he clearly came up with the name drunkenly months ago and is now intensely embarrassed everytime greg calls them that. priceless
bubblegum bitch fills me with such energy. I would go to a track and run laps if it was playing over the speakers on loop and not get tired. it's and amphetamine to me
whenever you feel like the ugliest girl on earth just wash your hair
i’m so sorry i’ve been dead silent on hear for awhile i’ve just been living though big thief’s vampire empire for the past 5 months
yes on one hand it is not an effective refutation of andrew tate’s ideology to say he has a small dick but on the other hand greta thunberg is 19 years old and literally never wanted to be a public figure and was @ed out of nowhere by a sex pest youtube personality i think she can say whatever she wants. get some perspective
like if i had 1 billion twitter followers or whatever and had had to spend years with right-wing commentators harassing me and making weird sexual comments about me and also getting trotted out to eb ignored at a climate summit every year like a show pony id be fucking killing and eating people at that point
As much as I consider her a tankie moron due to her ideology… I can respect how she handled it. This response was glorious.
greta thunberg is a tankie? you think 19-year-old climate activist greta thunberg is a ‘tankie’????????? GRETA THUNBERG??????????????
The linguistic drift on “tankie” is so severe in six months it’s going to used for people who don’t support absolute monarchism
funniest possible situation to say “but we’re both girls!” go
the Xenomorph as Sigourney Weaver jettisons her out the airlock
okay sure
i think benoit blanc is daniel craig’s compensation for not being able to be overtly fruity or kiss ben whishaw in any of the james bond films. and as such, i also think ben whishaw should get to be in knives out 3





