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The idea of tumblr users living in like new york city or los angeles sounds extremely fake... all my mutuals either live in like serbia or a bumfuck town in missouri

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Damn it I was close

spn season 1 said we are going to give the smart and sensitive one a simmering rage just below the surface and we are going to imbed the tough devil-may-care one with a quiet reserve of vulnerablity. this will give disorders to no 14 year olds

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ik the tomgregs are having a blast w shiv talking abt greg à la other woman but whats much funnier in that scene actually is with how much disdain she addresses the “disgusting bros” & like tom has no comeback bc he clearly came up with the name drunkenly months ago and is now intensely embarrassed everytime greg calls them that. priceless

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bubblegum bitch fills me with such energy. I would go to a track and run laps if it was playing over the speakers on loop and not get tired. it's and amphetamine to me

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There should be an emoji of two guys kicking the shit out of a third guy who's in the fetal position on the ground

yes on one hand it is not an effective refutation of andrew tate’s ideology to say he has a small dick but on the other hand greta thunberg is 19 years old and literally never wanted to be a public figure and was @ed out of nowhere by a sex pest youtube personality i think she can say whatever she wants. get some perspective

like if i had 1 billion twitter followers or whatever and had had to spend years with right-wing commentators harassing me and making weird sexual comments about me and also getting trotted out to eb ignored at a climate summit every year like a show pony id be fucking killing and eating people at that point

As much as I consider her a tankie moron due to her ideology… I can respect how she handled it. This response was glorious.

greta thunberg is a tankie? you think 19-year-old climate activist greta thunberg is a ‘tankie’????????? GRETA THUNBERG??????????????

The linguistic drift on “tankie” is so severe in six months it’s going to used for people who don’t support absolute monarchism

getting into performatively intense arguments about food semantics as a bit is easily one of the worst things to happen to humor in a while. “is cereal soup?” “is a hotdog a sandwich?” idk, do you get any bitches?

i think benoit blanc is daniel craig’s compensation for not being able to be overtly fruity or kiss ben whishaw in any of the james bond films. and as such, i also think ben whishaw should get to be in knives out 3