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@doggogills-but-worse

call me fae - stoner queer - 23 - current brainrot is, mob psycho, and a few podcasts (im lying. it's so many goddamn podcasts)
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Tide truly is The father figure of all time. He sees these three kids with no parental guidance and immediately adopts them. He has no idea wtf hes doing. He was born like three years ago. His clone-brother is their principal. He ONLY cooks beef stroganoff. He wears a frilly pink "kiss the cook" apron. He rides a motorcycle. He kept a supervillain in the fridge, which btw was stocked with three loose eggs and a bag of doritos and nothing else, then gave said supervillain to a child to get rid of. He single-handedly wiped out an entire part of a malitia in one move for his kids. He picked them up and drove them home from a bank robbery. He let one of the kids drive a helicopter. He probably had to watch the bee movie like a million times. he dressed up as a dinosaur for his kids' house party. One of his kids regularly eats live rats and hes trying to switch said kid to deadfeed. This is only from like the first few episodes.

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i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine