the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider
shrexy
easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury
jdlaclede
i never stop laughing at this fucking post
There's a ton of different ways Adrien could find out about who his father really was but I think the funniest by far would be if he and Ladybug met up post battle to catch up, and she casually went "Oh no Monarch was actually Gabriel Agreste, I just lied to everyone because he asked me not to tell his son"
She's sitting there telling him about Gabriel's evil masterplan to bring back his wife and his final defeat in excruciating detail while Chat just. Blue screens
here’s the thing about adulthood-
you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on
does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
fuck you I can hear it
Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head
Good news!
twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman
tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses
discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform
youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification
reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support
facebook: my mom is on there
MILES MORALES Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin Thompson
twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?
might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!
OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.
day 5: tending each other’s wounds for @zukkaweek
[id: a four-panel comic of zuko and sokka from avatar the last airbender. they are both aged up and have longer hair than in canon and sokka has scars and wounds on his face and arms. in the first panel, zuko is bandaging sokka’s arm with a frown and says “you keep doing that! recklessly sacrificing yourself!” while sokka has his eyes closed in a pained expression and says “ouch!”. in the second panel, sokka looks to the side at an off-screen zuko angrily and says “what do you want me to do, then? looking helplessly how people get hurt?!”. in the third panel, zuko is looking at sokka off-screen and angrily says “i want you to be safe! because i care about you!”. in the fourth panel, zuko and sokka are staring at each other wide-eyed and blushing before zuko looks down and tightens the bandage on sokka’s arm to which sokka responds with a pained expression and says “ouch!”. end id]
JJJ: It's pride month Mr. Parker
Peter: What
Peter: Do you want me to take like
Peter: Gay pictures of Spider-Man
SCOTUS majority Republican goal is to roll America back to a time when there was No Equal Rights, No Voting Rights, No Women’s Rights, and no Gay Rights. A time where only WHITE MEN had the rights, and you dumb MFQUERS who voted Trump who are minorities, gave them the power! You sluted out and you’re paying the price. Choke please!
I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them
"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice
"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go
The ONLY exception to this is Mob Psycho where it's a kid vs woman fight, in which the kid doesn't want to hit a woman because he has been told that only scumbags hit women. And then the lady pauses the fight to explain this is a different situation and he's not bad for defending himself.
Then he proceeds to whip ass in one go.