person who streams art but does exaggerated reactions like they're a gamer. re-doing a line 15 times and just screaming louder and louder with each brush stroke

dark green is a nice color. underrated

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

reverse ‘i knew about it before it was cool’. i refuse to consume it until it is borderline irrelevant.

chefs kiss...? 😳 no way.... do they? seriously....? 😳

the new space jam is doing that thing in its marketing that a lot of these types of movies do where they don't credit the voice actors for the looney tunes (they just credit them as "bugs bunny", "daffy duck", "tweety", etc) but they put "zendaya as Lola bunny" and come the fuck on man.

It costs $0 to credit veteran voice actors

very good tags here

My uncritical ass just thought of this

That’s why they need pirates

symbiosis

like the legend of the penis…

bitches be sucking farts there

bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl. <3 love yourself. peace on planet earht 

i have an idea for a meme hold on let me make it

I’m not usually one to hop (haha) onto the meme train but I found that comic absolutely delightful.

This sent a very real chill down my spine

‘I fucking hate this family’

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

Like

nah i got this bruv

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

me after i fuck

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb