Rat Vibes

love lies bleeding is everything that cishets acted like saltburn was and more

absolutely in love with the idea of wendy's introducing dynamic pricing. i think they should introduce time share lunch next, where for a reduced price you can eat a burger that has been partially consumed by someone else. i also think that the soft drink dispenser should have gacha game mechanics instead of letting you autonomously select your beverage and should make moaning noises when releasing it into your cup.

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

i must not miss class. missing class is the mind-killer. missing class is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my lecture. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the class has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

Youth fascination with technology

peace and love on planet earth

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

could be this if any of you would watch a fucking horror with me

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

Hhhh

tags in middle english

observing popcorn

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as “fuck it we ball”

this is, to me, one of the funniest images that ever floated around the internet

I'M LEAVING

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is it ok to ask what this purchase was about or

I was trying to find yaoi themed candy on etsy to send a friend and one of the mystery box things came in three sizes

now that I think about it I literally should have lied and said "a dildo" to save face because that's way more normal

adam levine "that body of yours is absurd" cheating text vs jeff bezos "I love you, alive girl" cheating text

tiger woods cheating texts undefeated

I'm sorry but please do not forget tampongate

imagine getting this review