A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

This is so awesome I can’t even.  

Also, the look on her face as she came into the house.  Hehehehehehe! 

STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

The thing with statistics - via

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Especially the lies, guys.

You can wear a jacket but you don’t need it

Environmental storytelling

The McElroy experience really is just:

You Will Hear The Name Of An Actor You Don’t Recognize And You Will Laugh And The World Will Feel Safe For One Hour

Harry Nilsson - Coconut (Put the Lime in the Coconut)

It’s October

I think we should all take a moment to appreciate this gloriously well-preserved nodosaur that turned up in Alberta.

I mean, look at this thing!

This has got to be one of the most well-preserved dinosaurs I have ever laid eyes on.

Even the keratin sheaths around its osteoderm spikes were preserved, so it can be used to reliably reconstruct how ankylosaurids would have looked at in life!

And the best part is it was discovered completely by accident in a mining operation! Can you imagine being one of the miners who stumbled across this beautiful, beautiful thing?

National Geographic link

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

Ì̸͚̠̀̋͒́̈̓T̷̲̗̤̘͎͓̼͓̘̗̿̐̋͛͂͋̽̿͜͜͠ ̵̡̢̨̡̛̻̼̪̯̖̩̖̞̆͛͂͂͆͌͌̚̚̕͜͝͝ͅI̴̜̣̞̝͋̃͒̍S̶̡͇͙͓͍͇̺̠̥̫̗̍̾́̓͜ ̸̨̯̱̺͉̮̘͖̩̰̘́̓̓̍͂͑͘F̵̹̻̦͍̠̥̼̝̓̂̒̔̿́̉͑̅̑̉͘͘͝͝ͅI̶͔̻̹̳̠̩̘͑͘Ń̵̨̞̰̄̾̔̎͂̋̈́͘͝A̶̛̩̠̥̬̱̞͚̲̼̯̠͂͑̓͛͊̈́̊̉̐̚͘͜͝͝͝L̶̢̢̛̛͍̭̥̱̩̟̳̫͂̔̽̆͒͆̂͂͂́͗͠L̸̖̞̣̘̹͕̫̻̃̎̃̎̏͆̽̚͝Y̴̛̛̠͊̈́̀̈́̄͊͌̃́̊̚͝ ̷̡̢̳̦̺̙̭̮̃͐ͅT̸̢̨͎̪͇̀̒̉̐͐͗̓̄̍͆̿Ḭ̷͉͓̭̮͚̠̳͍̜̣̙̟͍͌̅̿́̃̈́̋̅̌̑Ṃ̷̭͛̃͊͑̅̈́̄͝Ẽ̵͚̯̱͈͙̝̹͉͕̟̝͎̈́̀̇̎̓̃ͅͅ.̴̳̟̜̓̊́.̸̱͊̈̄̒̅̊̇̽͋̽.̶̞̤̐̿̆̅́̃͐̚ ̷̛̭͍̯̖̒͑T̸͍̓͂̓͋̃̚͠Ơ̵͙̎̃̓̎̐͋̊̒̚͝ ̴̨̮͇̣̝̫͍̰̥̱͇̭̯͘̕͜ͅḨ̸̨̨̢̞̻͎͋͐͆̉̊̒̓̏̓̆͑͌͊̓͗ͅ ̵̨̫͍̮̘̦̫̤͉̱̀Ǫ̵̩͔̟̪̩͍̪͇̥̗̏̌̇́͜ ̶̢̟͍͕̗̣͕̺͌̀̈́͒̔͊͠N̶̟̙̊̈́̀̽͒ͅ ̶̡̧̛̬̮̟͉͎͆̃̀̀̈̾̈́̌̐̓͘͠͝͠K̸̛͕̫̾̔̇͛̑̅̎͋̎̽͝͝͝

The nerd girls are tired…

I sell soaps and scents at cons. The number of times women told me “You’re doing the lord’s work, selling soap at con” was immeasurable.

Of course, it only works if people BUY it…

And then use it.

Saw these heroes at a con recently.

finally i get a chance to post this god tier cosplay from back in june

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

Yoonjin being a chaotic duo. Part 1/∞

Batman Begins (2005)

he really is good at everything…

I really loved this moment.

there are worse places he could have picked to fight a water bender but the list isn’t very long

200 IQ play.

working in the drive-thru