So why did parents used to act like turning that little light on in the car was the most illegal thing you could ever do

Seductively lick the dentist’s fingers when they’re in your mouth

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

please unmute this

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

me: cant believe im about to mcfreakin lose my virginity boy: *already putting pants back on*

Am I lazy or is this another Depression Session™

you've heard of the big bad wolf, now get ready for

small good cat

why did God make me an angry crier..... How am I to drag a bitch if I can't stop sniffling

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Hello, some of you may have heard recently about Gertrude the sheep, she was the worlds largest sheep and was an attraction for tourists in a farm in Wiltshire, England. Recently, she unfortunately died at the age of 3 which is quite young for a sheep even for her size. It is believed she died because of grief when her health deteriorated after the manager of the attraction, Richard (Dick for short) ordered the removal of her ram companion whom she had reproduced with. Employees have since said the ram (named David) has also gone in to a downward spiral with his health. They have started a protest against their manager, after he refused to reunite Gertrude and David, even when the signs pointed towards their deteriorating health being due to their separation. As well as not giving extra funding to help David to recover. In the name of Gertrude staff want to fire Dick and get some much needed financial support to help aid David in getting better. All they ask for people to do to help them and Gertrude is to share the simple hashtag #DICK OUT FOR HER RAM BAE

if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married 

I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure

Black holes.....the ultimate succ

THIS IS THE CAST OF SPIDER MAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

*eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* im gonna solve mysteries so fucking good

i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life

I love this!

I saw the first picture and I was gonna say “ok but they both look beautiful sooo…” but then I scrolled down lol

I wanna be compared to cheesecake…

uhm, this is adorable

i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil

How to get rid of any illness

-douche with green tea -eat an entire jar of coconut oil everyday -cut gluten,eggs,dairy,MSGs, meats, oxygen, and sugar out of your diet -never stop doing yoga, you have to do it every second of your life. Sleep in downward dog, shower in warrior position, walk on your hands -shove kale up your ass

And last, but not least - just be happy all the time. You know, the only real disability in life is a bad attitude