Bernie with Queen B. 🐝
Did he know life would be this way? 🤷♂️🤷♀️
He's clearly Team Edward. 🧛♂️
Bernie writing Folklore. Iconic. 🙏
Did he have it coming? 🤔
One less lonely boy. 😏
I mean... same, dude. 😅
Midsommar (2021 version) 🌸
Bird Box (2021 version) 🦉
True Beauty ❤️
I am so ready for the first of Halloween.
Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.
Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.
Send me pics of your ghost costumes :>
Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?
They’re single and ready to mingle~
if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this
sorry
notreally
It’s ONLY October 1st and already y’all are reblogging the weird shit!!???
This is the longest set of cursed images I’ve ever seen
i t i s t i m e
Decadence
Translation from turkish: he’s loves the wash. He’s famous around here , don’t you know him? He’s always here he loves it.
All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin
aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce
FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx
i need a full version of this pls
the first time someone had twins
Yeah I’m in this bitch, what’s up is what took me out lmao
“Who messed up the order? Uber eats?” Someone separate them
Look how talented he is!!
His instagram is waspa_art
I love that he’s that good at 11. I can’t even imagine how his style will look in the future with even more years of practice on him
Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.
television history
when comedy began
television history
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.
THANK
Just going to pop this here for you guys.
Important ☝🏼️
REBLOGGING THE FUCK OUTTA THIS
It’s June, but some folks are about to hit classes or re-up for more credits anyway. Shout out to the folks with their nose to the grindstone.
can they pay for the required pears*n e-learning bullshit my school makes me buy
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright
Later
I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*
OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet
I figured out a simple guide to the alignment chart last night
Lawful: Rules matter more to me than individuals. Chaotic: Individuals matter more to me than rules.
Good: Other people’s well-being is more important than my own. Evil: My own well-being is more important than other people’s.
Neutrals: My opinion of what is more important is determined on a case-by-case basis.
So a Lawful Good character’s guiding moral philosophy might be “I follow the rules because the rules keep people safe, even if they are sometimes inconvenient or harmful to me or other individuals.” A Chaotic Evil character’s guiding moral philosophy would be like “Screw the rules and screw you.”
This is a very succint way of explaining a long post from a few months ago. It is also kind of how it was originally written, and is what I use. No more “Is he chaotic neutral or chaotic evil” questions.
It also makes Evil a playable alignment
Is it true you rescued a human from drowning?
wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?
Beautiful madness
