A 16th Century CE, manuscript (UPenn Ms. Codex 109) includes an image of cat with a rocket on its back. It comes from a work that examines gunpowder and weaponry, one idea was to use doves and cats loaded with flammable devices to set fire to enemy positions.

Tiny innocent kitty achieves perfect contact with god for exactly six seconds; four mile wide crater seared into earth by resulting blast of energy

me when im reminded of the existence of a thing i worked on like 4 years ago. it's a stand generator for jjba. it makes really, really weird stands. no "random page on the superpower wiki". i mean *weird*. never finished it. would like to someday maybe.

I got a centaur beetle that Skinamarinks poor people and a shark that fossilizes your bones

All of these could be legit stands

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

War

Famine

Pestilence

Death

silhouettes in horror

me when im reminded of the existence of a thing i worked on like 4 years ago. it's a stand generator for jjba. it makes really, really weird stands. no "random page on the superpower wiki". i mean *weird*. never finished it. would like to someday maybe.

I got a centaur beetle that Skinamarinks poor people and a shark that fossilizes your bones

S08E09 | THE MYSTERIOUS VOYAGE OF HOMER

Spirit of the Sun

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

Nicolai Fechin

The Slaughterhouse 1919

Art Russia

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

moodboard for when its all just so funny

anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

I’m legit gonna kill you

Your actually going to die

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw