Godd Howard wins E3
Dating your friend’s daughter sounds so much worse than becoming friends with your girlfriend’s father.
yarter-deactivated20170523
I post on Tumblr when I’m feeling depressed.
kainecarter
Are they Bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup?
D.Va: It’s dark, I’m scared.
Lucio: Don’t worry, I got this.
Lucio: *stomps foot*
Lucio: *skechers light up*
The saga of Lili/Cole/Miss Piggy/Kermit continues
Yes, my brother and I were actually a very good team. We were called “fire and nice.” I was “fire,” ‘cause of my explosive personality, and Hanzo was “nice,” because it was ironic and he wasn’t.
Genji (via incorrect-overwatch-quotations)
Junkrat: No, no, no-no-no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.
Store worker: I have an iguana that - uh - eats crickets.
Junkrat: That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. Seriously, mate, I need you to step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the coocoo out of you?
Store worker: Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
Junkrat: Ooh! Does it...
Store worker: -no, it does not breath fire.
Junkrat: Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?
If you could get me out, over there, maybe we could talk. But to do that you’ve got to say my name three times. —Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton
WELCOME TO OUR CLUB! WELCOME TO OUR CLUB!
WELCOME DEATH NOTE! WELCOME DEATH NOTE! WELCOME DEATH NOTE! WELCOME DEATH NOTE! WELCOME DEATH NOTE!
Just a casual reminder that Jennifer Lawrence is a horrible person who mocks and disrespects the culture of the disenfranchised
JFC how could you not even be aware of how asinine you’re being?
ok but chris pratt pressing his fists
he was ready
standbyyourmantis
Didn’t Chris Pratt used to live in Hawaii before he got famous?
He did! He was also homeless during that time of his life.
that’s….that’s fucking disgusting
