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every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.
everyone’s going to kiss someone tonight and im just going to punch myself in the face
I’ve waited all year to reblog this
i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this
Been in my queue for a year
wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS
Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍
dear god, it lives still
Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.
HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT’S STARTED
IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS
IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS
Happy 34th birthday to the greatest song ever recorded
Happy 35th
Happy 36th
Me neither. I only listen to podcasts, and the dark prophecies delivered to me by forgotten gods in the dead of night, and sometimes Oingo Boingo.
But you know what I do like?
• Supporting Disabled Artists
• Supporting Bisexual Artists
• Supporting Mentally Ill Artists
• The Inherent Homoeroticism of Country Music
• Faeries!
• Wrestling!
• Clowns!
• My good, good friend, award-winning polymath of stage and screen, Kate Nyx.
"Newt," you say, "You mean to tell me there's country-influenced-on-occasion-but-generally-too-genre-defying-to-really-classify folk pop music written by a mentally ill, disabled, queer woman that articulates trauma and the joy of recovery in sincere, brilliant, and sometimes silly ways?"
That's exactly what I mean to tell you! And it's available now on SPOTIFY, PANDORA, BANDCAMP, ITUNES, AND WHEREVER FINE MUSIC IS SOLD.
So, check it out! Support one of my oldest friends! Jam your guts out! Have a nice cry! You've earned it!
Kate also does weekly music livestreams, and YouTube videos covering everything from makeup tutorials to making wrestling gear.
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look i don't know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they're not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me
if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.
unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home
Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious
Scary, scary.
Gonna add on to this: From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser.
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!
Backing this up from years of bar tending.
i’m reading this book on bronze age clothing (highly recommend to any worldbuilders btw because clothing is so fundamental and yet takes so much work) and it pointed out something valid: colourful clothing and clothing as status is more of a Thing where animal fibers, such as wool or silk, are in use
and now i’m wondering about how that applies to tamriel. we know that the dunmer use silk , nords and bretons probably use wool, but what races used predominantly plant fibers? imperials, redguards, khajiit? what dyes were used? what do the altmer use to make clothing?
fantasy writers please think about your textiles ffs
redguards probably favor linen and silk, most likely imported since so much of hammerfell and yokuda is/was desert.
i bet the khajiit are a MAJOR user and exporter of plant fibers in general, although i bet there’s plantations in morrowind, as well.
if you consider only the cyrodiil we know from the games, it seems likely most of their textiles are imported, no doubt from elsweyr (cotton, linen, hemp, jute, etc), high rock (wool), and morrowind (silk). there’s sheep and flax, sure, but as far as i remember, there aren’t that many sheep and all/most of the flax is wild.
i bet the altmer wear mostly silk and other plant fibers, either homegrown or imported from the mainland. but i’m far from an expert on altmer, lol. maybe they use some special magical dawn textiles made from their ancestor’s tears.
bosmer use almost exclusively wool, leather, and silk. green pact and all.
i feel like traditionally, argonians don’t tend to wear much in the way of clothing, maybe just leather and scales and bones and stuff. it’s only from interaction/colonization from other cultures that they really started wearing stuff. almost all of it is imported, due to the agriculturally-unfriendly conditions in most of black marsh. i bet their clothes are generally a mix of dunmer, imperial, and traditional styles.
orcs are kind of like argonians. the major difference is the fact that orcs are spread across the continent, with a homeland that’s almost always in flux. orcs either 1) wear whatever the locals wear, 2) wear mostly leather and wool (stronghold orcs), or 3) wool and imported plant-based textiles (orsinium).
This was in my psychology book. I thought it might be useful to those who can’t think if gender-neutral terms.
Finally I see something going against the implied language that suggests the male gender is the default gender, illustrated by “man-made, mankind” etc,
They needed to convict a black man… any black man. 2019
ooooh I hope dis true
DOXX THEM
95 pages of names, numbers, and addresses. Let the games begin.
I couldn’t stop thinking about this so I looked through the list to see if there was anyone else of interest
Here are a few noteworthy people in the black book. Names and faces provided for your Death Note needs.
Alec Baldwin, actor.
David Blaine, Magician.
Tony Blair, former British Prime Minister.
John Cleese and Alyce Fay. Cleese is known for co-founding Monty Python and co-writing Fawlty Towers. Alyce Fay has been a psychotherapist for decades.
Craig Barnett, an Olympic athlete, model, and reality star.
Renown songwriter Phil Collins and third wife Orianne, a swiss jewelry designer. The address provided in Epstein’s book includes an e-mail address that directly references their charity, Little Dreams Foundation, which gives children access to music.
Paul Dietrich and Laura Dietrich, long-time lobbyists for tobacco and other industry. Rumors abound that Laura has CIA connections.
19th Earl of Derby Edward Stanley, holding the Stanley Cup which was donated by his many-times grandfather.
David Doss and Christina Prunier. Doss has been an executive producer for ABC and NBC, most famously producing “Nightly News with Tom Brokaw” and now runs Live P.D., where he follows actual law enforcement while they work. Christina is the senior vice president of Phoenix Pictures and was an associate producer for HBO.
Sarah, Duchess of York and her husband Prince Andrew, Duke of York.
Bernie Ecclestone, former executive of Formula One.
Ben Elliot, nephew of the Duchess of Cornwall and Chairman of the Conservative Party.
Chris Evans of Captain America fame.
Princess Firyal, a UNESCO Goodwill Ambassador. Launched International Hope Foundation for homeless children.
Frederick Fekkai, a celebrity hairstylist who has done work for Sigourney Weaver, Renee Zellweger, and Hillary Clinton.
Ralph Fiennes, famous actor who portrayed Amon Goth in Schindler’s List, Rameses in the Prince of Egypt, and Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter franchise. His cousin Suzzana Fiennes is also on the list.
Christopher Forbes, vice chairman of Forbes publishing company.
Katie Ford, daughter of Gerard Ford and former CEO of Ford Models.
Robert J. Hurst, former vice chairman of Goldman Sachs.
I’m not even putting a picture for the next one but basically ALL of the remaining Kennedys, including RFK’s widow Ethel Kennedy. It’s like that line from the ultimate showdown, “every single power ranger,” except it’s the Kennedy family.
David Koch, Koch Brothers
Henry Kissinger, notorious bad person.
Courtney Love - her name was circled on the list.
Peter Mandelson, British politician (Labour), former member of parliament.
John Peters, producer of A Star is Born and various films for Warner Brothers including 2013 release Man of Steel.
Olivier Picasso, grandson of the artist Picasso. Alice Picasso was also listed.
Pliny Porter, director and producer.
Thomas Pritzker, chairman of Hyatt Hotels and billionaire businessman. Cousin Nick Pritzker was also listed.
Mr and Mrs Charles H. Price II, prominent businessman and Ambassador of the United States.
David Puttnam, film producer and Labour politician in the House of Lords.
Hannah Rothchild, of the Rothchild family. The list also implicates Jessica, Edouard, and Evelyn.
Elizabeth Saltzman, former fashion editor for Vogue and Vanity Fair.
Mohammad bin Salman, Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.
Rupert Soames, CEO of Serco and grandson of Winston Churchill. His wife Milly is also implicated.
Peter Soros, nephew of investment banker George Soros.
There is a listing for both an Ivana and Ivanka Trump, as well as his brother Robert Trump and divorcee Blaine Trump.
Chris Tucker, actor and comedian.
Bob Weinstein, film producer and co-owner of the Weinstein Company.
Elie and Marion Wiesel, respectively writer and translator of holocaust novel Night.
Toby Young, British Journalist
Prince Michael of Yugoslavia. Also implicates his brother Dimitri.
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The remaining 30-some pages of the document implicate wealthy companies participating in and enabling the ring like the Four Seasons, Ritz, Savoy, and of course
on Page 80 of Epstein’s black book.
IMPORTANT NOTE: THE CHRIS EVANS LISTED IS NOT CAPTAIN AMERICA CHRIS EVANS, ITS BRITISH RADIO HOST CHRIS EVANS, MOST KNOWN FOR HIS BDSM SEX DUNGEON THAT WAS IN THE PAPERS. DONT SPREAD MISINFORMATION.
