whoever reblogs this gets this picture without the strawberries~ 🍓🎀

#聖れいな れいなちゃんにネロ様のコスプレをしてもらいましたw - ドラゴン＠ハリーのイラスト - pixiv

Uyo is a yuan-ti priestess devoted to an ancient, long abandoned god. He hardly acknowledges her, but he also didn’t turn her away like the others. She passionately carries out (her interpretation of) his will, hoping he notices and returns her love.

07/23/83

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

UR JOKING

What the fuck

Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.

Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!

no really what the fuck

I always love seeing people react to how insane the Garfield canon is.

what. What. WHAT. WHHHAAAAAAATTTT?!?!

Y'all THIS is the official citrus scale. Don’t be tagging adult content as oranges when you mean grapefruit. Do it right or don’t do it at all, my dudes.

Edit: Make sure you still tag it as fanfiction, and if it’s above a lime, tag as #nsfs or #nsfsw as well because those are the preexisting adult tags. Make it filterable.

Dial up kids will remember. I never thought we’d be bringing this back in the year of our Lord 2019 lol

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

Summoned by @alwaysaprice. Original idea from @gwennovynne.

i appreciate that you are never content to merely deliver on the terrible ideas atted at you, but always extend and improve upon them