@unappreciated-elves this one is for you girl ;)
cmlehigh
orochimaru going "wow you have a really fucked up personality" at kabuto like. bestie who do you think fucked him up
imcishetanddeleting-deactivated
if shes your girl why is she discussing naruto politics in-depth with me?
I shoulda never smoked that shit now I'm in the Tsukuyomi nightmare realm
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
…I’m fucking SWEATING
this is literally giving me flashbacks
Wow bro that sounds really rough *gently places my hand on your cock* I want you to know if you ever need anything I'm always here for you
edward cullen x human!mate (gen z)
- CONFUSION
- PANIC MODE 24/7
- Intrusive thoughts? Terrifying.
Anonymous asked:
are you pro or anti iran
I love Marge’s words. The writers could’ve just made her make fun of homer and his supposed masculinity but instead her words were comforting and non judgemental (something i need to remember) and it has become a whole lot of funnier with just one word: shoo.
