THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY
SERVING IT UP, GARY’S WAY
BLEGH
thunderhorze
“What’s that?”
“I feel a disturbance”
I'm late to the party but I'm absolutely baffled that they chose "Flightless bird/American Mouth" as the wedding song for Breaking Dawn because the lyrics are vague and poetic and dare I say, hauntingly beautiful, but for whatever reason, they chose to the end song on the word "Piss."
housewifeswag
I want all of these again
When I started watching My Hero Academia, I wasn’t worried about shipping. It’s not like I have a type...
Nope.
No type at all.
Yeah.
I mean…
Nothing to worry about…
It’s not like the shipping dynamic I devour will suddenly fall out of the sky…
…
This is a neutral post
Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.
spadedfox
spreading these occasionally would be nice…
serpytheserpent
Rest well traveller
May your journey be bountiful
whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then
The Red String of Fate - Rey’s Force Vision
( So as I promised here’s my Episode IX re-make, part 1 💙) ( TROS does not exist, my epIX re-creation is not related to that garbage movie at all )
Rey goes for a walk in the forest, to find peace…to find answers within herself….Then suddenly she feels something in the Force…a figure of a small boy runs across the path in front of her. He feels somehow familiar…
As she watches the child, the trees begin to thin and transform into tall white pillars…
A tall figure appears in the distance, the little boy happily runs to him…the man holds out its arms, swinging the laughing child into the air..she could recognize “him” anywhere…Ben. And their child. Her family.
When she opened her teary eyes again…the force vision was gone.
She was alone with her thoughts again…but was she tho?
[During Ares’s rampage.]
Zeus: [Puts on glasses.] You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
[Ares thinks for a moment, pulls the glasses off Zeus’s face, and smacks him with them.]
Zeus: You hit a guy, with glasses. That's... that's... well-played.
Hades, on the floor of his office, thinking of Persephone: Big butt. Bigger heart.
I'm still torn up about steven universe future so I'm making a haha funny post to cope
Poseidon, for the sole purpose of getting Zeus into trouble: he doesn't deserve you. if he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone
Hera: I'm gone
Poseidon, nodding: now go chop is dick off-
~ In the end ~
Loki and Ben deserved better.
Also, why are their deaths so similar??
I hate how I love both these men so much and they got disrespected 🥺
His chuckle will make me cry.
He chuckles like he made it. 🥺🥺🥺
I TRIED TO WRITE A ONE-SHOT AND ENDED UP WITH A MINI-PLOT
Summary: You’re an engineer, stationed at Starkiller. You’re desperate for recognition in your career, but issues with your assignment (spoiler alert: it’s the Command Shuttle) end up making you the clean-up crew, instead. Your annoyance with Kylo Ren ends up getting you into some hot water.
Word Count: 2182
Warnings: None. For now.
Characters: Kylo Ren x Female!Reader
A/N: Untitled, eventual smut, I have no clue how long this will be. As a warning, when the smut comes, I’m super into Dom!Kylo right now, so… don’t get invested if you hate that. EDIT: Find this under “Fix Your Attitude” from now on.
Your stomach was churning as you walked to work.
Being stationed at Starkiller Base was supposed to have been one of the biggest achievements of your career. Here you were, a fledgling engineer, already a few months in at your assignment to operate within the elite fleets of the First Order. Of course, you felt pride, but there was another feeling that was burrowing into the back of your skull.
Fear.