collection of pathetic mugis
the fact that obama seemingly follows any rando that ever interacts with him on twitter will never stop being hilarious, considering it continues to give us amazing things like this
My boyfriend is going back to school to become a preschool teacher and he just found this misprint on indeed:
i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life
dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor
Cinderella
imagine kicking a guy in the dick and you hear a shatter
whats that defunct land quote again? every part of the film making process is awful, but not making film is even worse? idk something like that. anywah im being completely normal about art rn ::))
found it
This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”
You just know his ass is saying roo roo
I mean I think people should curate their own fandom experience and whatnot and it's perfectly fair to just avoid things one is uncomfortable with...
That being said. From personal experience? Immunizing myself to all my discomforts by browsing through pixiv and kink memes with raised eyebrows while searching for things I am interested in back when tagging was non-existent has really made my fandom experience much more pleasant nowadays.
I have preferences, for sure. But I have no fear. I have no cringe. The filthiest, grossest fanwork holds no powers over me. I am a god.
Like honestly dl;dr and block on sight is respectable and all but I genuinely think everyone could just benefit from purposefully exposing yourself to your nOTP and non-triggering squicks sometimes? (And obviously don't go bother the creators for it.) If only so that it makes it easier/safer to search for content you like without living in fear of accidentally glimpsing something you hate and having that ruin your day.
Training oneself to be comfortable with mild discomfort is a highly under-rated skill in this day and age
I think its interesting that "desensitized" is a dirty word now. Like...when I did my therapy, being desensitized was the GOAL. It was the fucking dream.
But also, desensitization essentially gives you the agency to say, "okay so that felt bad, now I can either put it away, really explore and understand what that discomfort is trying to tell me, or discard it." Idk...some of yall are so fucking distressed all the time and you call it "being normal" or "being a decent human being" but...it isn't normal to be distressed all the time. It isn't decent to be distressed all the time. And like...I have disords and chemical shit going on in my brain but if you don't have all that....I think you need to look at your distress and ask why it is actually enduring and who benefits from you being distressed (lessons from a pre-bush era american).
Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg
Not now kitten daddy has to make 20 annoying posts in a row that won’t be funny
Anonymous asked:
wait if ypure hot then why are you blogging??
unmedicated
#some tattoo shop#they got me fucked up and put rings in my ears that i struggled to take out#it hurt so bad😭#they were like#the really strong ones you usually put in belly piercings#(NOT EAR LOBE PIERCINGS)#this was super recent btw#which is why my ears are so infected.#its been months..... please clear up.....
Falls off a cliff in Elden Ring: *Unharmed.*
Falls off one stair in Dark Souls 3: *DEATH BE UPON YOUR KNEES. BREAKS ALL BONES. SKELETON FLIES INTO YOUR ASSHOLE.*
Falls off half a stair in Dark Souls 2: You Fool. You Moron. You absolute bafoon. You're so dead Miyazaki is on his way to your house to kill you in real life.
Falls off a cliff in Sekiro: Who's gravity? Is she single?
Falling off a roof in Bloodborne: you're not beastly enough to survive this fall. Eat shit.
Dark Souls 1:
Anonymous asked:
are you european? i thought you were from ohio or something
Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped
My gender
ah, yes
never gets old.