im screeaming out of my ears

act a fool girls

I didn’t even press play and I knew this was gonna be good! 😂😂

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

The best quotes on Tumblr

Marc Jacobs (via hplyrikz)

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF

“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”

@dandelionofthanatos

and the kitty just

“what?”

I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god

I’m fucking dying lmfao

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

Using a series of sensors, Dua’s bot detects when a person is about to run into something and beeps to them. The project took her a total of four days to build. Her prize is every Marvel fan’s dream.

Follow @the-future-now​

!!!!! Get this out there. Make sure she’s not shut down because existing industries are greedy.

Ooooo goosebumps

Lina A. (via wnq-writers)

Hey guys. So this is not something I’ve ever thought I would have to do, but my family and I are in a very tough financial situation that has left us desperate. We have a multitude of bills due at the end of this month, that if left unpaid will leave us without heat, electricity & water. We’d also be without car insurance, car tags, and house insurance. My mom suffers from manic depression, severe diabetes and a bipolar disorder that has left her unable to work. I am the only source of income in this house and that is next to nothing with the extremely small amount of client horses I’ve gotten in recently. Please signal boost this. We desperately need your help.

Wado.

Hey guys please continue to re blog this.

Our situation has currently not changed whatsoever and we are coming closer to having everything shut off. If you could please just re blog this that would help tremendously.

Well, woke up to realizing our water had been turned off without notice. This is getting bad fast. 😔

We are coming really close to the deadlines of the bills, and are going to have everything else turned off this week if we don’t get the bills paid. I know this gets irritating to keep seeing, but we are getting more and more desperate. We barely have any food at this point and need all the help we can get. Please keep this circulated.

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