Sir Brodivere

impossible to find a frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin novel about the guy's early life in geneva... just gimme the ingredients and method

Art by Thibaud Delaperche

Art by Koyori n

oh to be a stage girl in the 30s sitting in my uncomfortable outfit, looking all feathered & positively dazzling in a dressing room packed with other feathered n positively dazzling ladies, sighing because my good stockings have ripped again & having another one of the girls touch the rip on the back of my thigh with tenderness before she tuts & says ‘that’s too bad, sugar. let’s see if i have some that will fit you’. oh to try on the same tights that have been on her legs & to have her say ‘the trick is petroleum jelly’ before she makes me wiggle them down so she can get out a tub of vaseline and make me shine from the waist down & then tell me we’re gonna be stars together one day and we don’t need anyone else but each other and for me to climb over all the snoring girls late at night to lay right next to her & hold her tender hands & say ‘yeah, ok, just me and you’

yes there is a raybans sunglasses sale its down here in my wine cellar come on

dnd is a game

the only LGBT i know is Largetitties Giantboobs Bigbreasts and Tits

Transcript for the text: Tells you the name of god. you forget. tells you again. you forget again. tells you as many times as many times as you need to hear it. i will tell you everything you need to hear as many times as you need to hear it. i will love you for as long as you need to be loved.

The OP of the original post this is inspired by deactivated. But it resonated with me, as someone with both memory and anxiety issues. I like that it starts out like a meme and actually went somewhere very sweet, so i wanted to show that.

edit: adjusted the type colors because it was bothering me XD

I keep getting right wing scare ads on YouTube 🙄🙄🙄

“It’s only a matter of time before socialist healthcare dismantles your private insurance”

Extremely stupid Skyjacks headcanon that No-Doze real name is actually Andy, but someone (Jonnit, it was Jonnit) heard “N.D.” and asked him “N.D. ? what’s N.D. short for ?” and he deadpaned “It’s short for No-Doze, because I don’t sleep” and that’s how he was nicknamed No-Doze.

He truly doesn’t sleep though. That’s still canon.

she rly said “you have a great personality 🤗”

I airdropped this picture to some guy on he subway and he stared at it for a solid two minutes before slowly hitting decline

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.