im never gonna stop using reddit
we were literally put on this earth to smoke weed and masturbate everything else is sinful
i will never be part of a “farts are funny” couple if you think your partner farting on you is hilarious don’t share that with me because i’ll think you’re gross
Friday April 21.
Yes, That Is Right—Blaze Other People's Posts.
Oh, what's this here box? Pandora? Who the heck's Pandora? Ahh, I'm sure she won't mind
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Ah. Ok. It is now we understand, Pandora. Sorry about that. After taking a look in this here chest of yours, just yesterday, Thursday the 20th of April, it turns out that this was not perhaps the wisest move. Inside its splintering oak, we found instructions for Blazing other people's posts, and it appears we got a little carried away. We removed this guide from the ol' trunk and let it free to the good people of Tumblr and, well. It's all beginning to get a bit Hunger Games in here, and we suspect we only have ourselves to blame. But what's done is done as far as #tumblr blaze is concerned, so it is on us to make the best of it.
* vintage cartoon anxious gulp *
And with great power comes great responsibility. This is something that Tumblr understands profoundly, and we can rest certain that users will wield this newfound ability with that sagest, most timeless advice in mind. So if, for example, they were lout browsing in the marshes of the dashboard and were to stumble upon an image of a pug with the smiling mouth of a human, we could trust them to do what they know to be right—and stay away, for everyone's sakes.
This is it people x
how old do you guys think the staff member that wrote this is? I think 34
i literally think im falling in love for the first time in an actual way and its so sweet and just feels right but its not how i imagined it would be and thats just giving me patience to wait and see how it plays out. but it feels good ☀️
i hate that doctor phil saying that everyone acts is so life changing like “would you rather be right… or would you rather be happy…”.
BEING RIGHT IS WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY
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every comedian in the world should pray at the altar of wendy williams because try as they might they will seldom come close to her greatness
What if I told you I loved you…..
i feel so bad for everyone else because they will never experience the type of connection we have
every movie that has sisters immediately stops being about whatever topic it is and becomes about sisterhood
ascribing to any political identity is worthless unless you actually do anything for your community directly and ive made many a “communist” mad by saying any right leaning person is doing more for the world by donating 5 cans to the soup kitchen than any of their carrd readme documents is and you know whyyyy because youre disseminating information to people who already agree with you. like it’s valuable but it’s not equally useful as actually physically doing something. this obviously doesn’t apply to non ablebodied people and situations where it’s not safe so like dont be stupid about reading this post just agree with me because im right
eastern european culture is going to sit down for coffee and saying does nobody in this country have a fucking job?!?! because every place is full in the middle of the week during working hours disregarding the fact that you are also there for coffee in the middle of the week during working hours
and you've been unemployed for two years