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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
I am 1) so glad that Aabria has a thick skin and can deal with all the trolls in the live chat, and 2) very sad that she has to have thick skin, 'cause that shit's not fair. She's such a great storyteller and brings out incredible things from the players and characters at the table.
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and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)
as he deserves!!!
@unpretty I LOVE THIS
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More Liam O'Brien bc...yeah
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[id: graffiti on the base of a concrete overpass where previous grafiti has been covered over with gray paint multiple times. In black all-caps handwriting, it reads: "What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, its probably way too cold for it, you want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little, I mean what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now but our situations are different" /end id]
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[Video ID: a TikTok that starts with a person asking "What's a word you pronounced incorrectly one time and it still haunts you to this day?" The video cuts to Justin Timberlake, who takes a pause then says, "Uh.... 'me'." /End video ID.]
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commission for araviir on bluesky, their chronurgy wizard Fyrin & Fyrin's familiar Sternan! had a lot of fun trying my hand at mixing Kryn & Empire fashions for this one 🤭 thank you for commissioning me!
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everyone's favorite wizards commissioned by @that-wee-munchkin! they requested Caleb and Essek finally getting outside and enjoying some whisky hot chocolate at a campfire 🔥 a cozy early autumn night spent sharing stories and petting Frumpkins 🐱
thank you so much for commissioning me and giving me the sweetest prompt imaginable!
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a while back i saw a picture @mllekurtz took in the gardens of Villa Taranto and really wanted to do a little study of it. then inserting everyone's favorite wizards into the potential picture was suggested, so naturally i no longer had any other choice but to go through with it. it truly looked like a dreamy garden somewhere in Exandria and the wizards fit in too well 🤌
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ARGH
more details to follow
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elon fucking Musk!
So I met him, against my will. I actually got introduced to him, which I also didn't want. Don't tell Elon who I am!
But yeah, that brings the number of terrible people I've inexplicably been in close contact with to 2, after that time I accidentally got in an elevator with Notch.
I almost got Moot (former owner and creator of 4chan) as well, because he offered me a job as 4chan's first full-time non-remote employee, but I turned him down. Thankfully (This was in 2007-2008).
Hopefully this number doesn't go any higher.
i am impressed that there isnt yet a news article about elongated muskrat getting physically assaulted. i truly admire your ability to be presented with an opportunity to punch his face and *not* taking it
Yeah my wife sent me a message saying "don't get arrested, we don't have bail money"
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#Mollymauk died and Tumblr was screaming about it. I legitimately thought some actor killed a real person live on the internet.#then I realized everyone was just screaming about fiction. I checked it out and went 'oh this seems like my kind of thing'#Started on Campaign 1 but then looked at how long the episode was and how many there were and said 'I do not have time for that'#closed the tab and meant to never look back.#friend started playing D&D and said I should check out CritRole#just so I could know how dice rolls work and what a modifier is and whatnot. get an idea of how the game works.#Campaign 1 episode 1 again.#And uh. well I've. I've watched them all.#uhhhhhhhh. multiple times.#VM and M9 twice each. BH I've kept current with.#Then Brennan was on Calamity#and I was like 'OHHHHH okay I get why everyone loves this guy'#watched the D20 seasons that were on YouTube#then clips of Game Changer made me get a Dropout sub#Still have not consumed Adventure Zone#But I play with my own group now YAY!#I love them and I would die for their characters. AND ACTUALLY COULD#because I keep tanking. I shouldn't tank.#But I built a stagehand who's whole career is Be Ready To Save Other People If Needed#So she WILL turn herself into a human shield#She would just love it if she's never eaten or covered in goo ever again
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Finished piece of Orym's latest Sending to Dorian.
"Can you get there? I'm… struggling. Sorry. Can you get here? … Fuck, I miss you..."
I can’t wait for those two to finally meet up again. And if they do indeed get together, what will an Orym that is not pining even look like? 😁 I want to see these two happy so much. Also because I want to see how Liam plays a happy character.
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camiekahle
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
rick-sanchez
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
icexxxtea
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
haywood-you-stop-that
itscarororo
i’m crying
smore-692
WAAA-
home-stuck-in-desert-bluffs
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
furry-boss-monster
IT’S BACK
tinage-dreams
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
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#CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CHEERFUL AND HAPPY INTRO WAS FOLLOWED BY THE SCARIEST EPISODE IN DOCTOR WHO HISTORY
#see#blink did more lasting damage#because I STILL have to check angel statues out of the corner of my eye#but also Moffat made them less scary by revisiting them multiple times#BUT MIDNIGHT.#MIDNIGHT WAS SCARY.#FRIGGIN'#when she's crouched in the corner and turns around and--#I mean look.#movies that attempt to be scary will rely on jumpscares#jumpscares are CHEAP.#you build up tension and then BLEH there's a thing hiding behind the curtain!#and you jump and then laugh and go 'I knew that was there.'#but when you build tension and build and build and then she turns around#and she's just.... noooormal????#but so not normal??????#there's no pressure release and you're just sitting there tense#and then the repeating#THE WAY I SCREAMED THE FIRST TIME SHE CAUGHT UP#AND THEN WHEN SHE STARTED RUNNING AHEAD??????????#ABSOLUTE TERROR#fuckin' love this episode.#doctor who#people in the notes like 'um akshully i wasn't scared'#I'm sorry you didn't get the joy that was being terrified of this episode. rip.
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Hullo mr. Gaiman!
Sure as hell you receive quite the number of asks, can only hope you’ll see this one. It may be my second ask of this kind and I’m not trying to spam but I happen to have… slightly miscalculated something. Trying to ask does no harm though.
Some time ago, like a bit more than a month, I sent you an ask saying that I’d mailed you a drawing, but there’d been a bit of a mess with the address and I couldn’t be sure wether you’d receive it, asking if I could send it here just in case. You did answer (thanks!) and I did send it some time after, cause well I kinda was on a stage in the meantime, so I guess you didn’t see that at all, and well. I underestimated my curiosity ‘bout what you’d think of it. A Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall-sized bit of curiosity. It’d just be really really really cool if I had the certainty you saw this drawing here. It has some meaning to me, at least. It’s only that like, I use art as my only way to express positive emotions since I was quite little, I seem to be learning only now at almost 21 (and thanks to your works I’d add) to do so other ways than that. My approach to life seems to have been a bit of a mess since… well, always. And a bit of an unusual life it’s been. So here it is:
Some of it is charcoal, some is sewn, some is sand. I just kinda skipped the choosing-technique part.
Thank you again,
V.
It looks like real art and it looks like me as well.
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The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters. The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.
I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4
The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.
- Sauron.
- Isildur
- Deagol
- Sméagol
- Bilbo
- Frodo
- Samwise
I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds
He held it for the rest of of his life!
[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.
From the ring’s perspective:
1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.
2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.
3. What the fuck is you?
4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.
5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.
6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop.
7. FUCK
8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally.
9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt*
pmmeyourrenamon
you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!
Heh. :)