James: [seductively takes off glasses]
wow you‘re fucking blurry
“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”
STFU😭😭😭😭
Idk if anyone has done this before but,
Regulus "big shirt small pants" Black and James "small shirt big pants" Potter.
Also
Sirius "small shirt small pants" Black and Remus "big shirt big pants" Lupin.
That's it that's my ted talk.
Walburga: GO TO YOUR ROOM SIRIUS. YOU'RE SUCH A BLOODY BRAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
Kreacher: what did master do wrong?
Sirius: Called my self a son of a bitch...
Kreacher *shaking his head*: No one is more hated then he who speaks truth
*after not speaking for a while*
regulus: hi
remus: piss off
regulus: *smiles and sits next to him reading a book*
lily: wait. is this real?
lily: are you two finally on speaking terms again?
remus: i suppose. couldn’t stay mad at him for too long.
sirius: moony has literally stayed mad at me for longer than he has with reggie.
regulus: he didn’t speak to me for 10 days! i thought he died.
sirius: he didn’t speak to me to 10 months! i ALMOST died.
remus: *shaking his head* oh the dramatics. i have not missed you.
regulus&sirius: yes you did.
James: If anything happened to Regulus I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.
Remus: Of course, you wouldn’t have to because Sirius would kill you.
i don’t know how to explain it but the difference between james and regulus is like the difference between these two songs
Regulus: Real love is when they lead you their library card because you forgot yours.
James: Oh, but I don't have a library card-
Remus: I love you too, Reggie.
Do You Love Him?
“Sirius, wait.” Regulus trails after his brother, taking tentative steps towards him as Sirius abruptly stops in his tracks. “Are you mad?”
Sirius’ whole body stills, the slight rise and fall of his shoulders are the only indication he’s still breathing.
Regulus tenses at the sight.
Eventually, Sirius blows out a harsh breath and leans against the corridor walls, his head falling slack against the brick. His gaze falls upon the ceiling, as if only Merlin himself can answer the looming question he’s surely about to ask. “Do you love him?”
Regulus muscles lock up, not prepared in the slightest for the bluntness of the question, although he shouldn’t be surprised. He shuffles slowly over to his brother, giving himself some time to think of a response, before he settles against the wall only inches away from Sirius. “We’ve been together for almost a year.” Regulus murmurs weakly.
“That’s not what I asked.” Sirius huffs. Regulus can hear what he assumes to be the rapid tapping of Sirius’ fingers against the wall, but he doesn’t dare to turn his head to confirm. He settles his gaze upon the ground instead. “Do you love him?” Sirius repeats. “Do you love James?”
“I…” Regulus swallows past the lump in his throat. “I do.”
Sirius is quiet for a moment, but only just. “And he makes you happy?”
”More than anything.” Regulus answers with more conviction. He finds the courage to look over at his brother, not shocked in the slightest when Sirius does the same.
As their eyes meet, it’s obvious Sirius is searching for something within Regulus. A sign of emotion, an expression of truth, Regulus isn’t sure. But as Sirius lets out a relieved sigh and leans his head onto Regulus’ shoulder, tension practically seeping out of his body, Regulus assumes he found whatever he was looking for.
“If you’re happy, Reggie, how could I be upset?”
how do i explain to my parents and relatives that the reason i put effort into my studies and my exams is not to have a bright future and a nice job but because i can't possibly fail remus lupin
oh GOD he was THIRTEEN he needed HELP with his MATH HOMEWORK because the teacher talked too FAST for him and he was getting into FIGHTS but he was protecting his BEST FRIEND from BULLIES and he liked HORROR MOVIES and HE NEVER GOT HELP WITH HIS MATH HOMEWORK
Can you imagine the look on Robin's face when he realizes that it's Finney being carried into the room.
Remus used to call Regulus “Baby Black” at first but eventually the nickname turned into just “Baby”
Regulus usually wouldn’t like it but it drives James and Sirius mad
autistic regulus who fixates on deers after finding out james turns into one. they become his special interest and he collects little deer trinkets, trying to hide it from james bc it’s embarrassing, but he’s so excited to share stuff he’s learned and he has many questions and james finds it endearing as all hell
Trans! Regulus complaining about being forced to wear a dress to the yule ball
Cut to James and Sirius wearing tight red and gold dresses making a dramatic ass entry into the great hall complete with fireworks
Regulus: (sliding rings off and on his fingers idly)
Pandora: What are you doing?
Regulus: Starting a fight.
Pandora: How, exactly?
Regulus: I overheard James tell Remus that he likes my hands.
Pandora: Okay…
Regulus: (nods at Gryffindors and smirks) Just watch.
James: (staring & drooling) He’s killing me.
Sirius: (fuming) How, exactly?
Remus: More like trying to get you killed.