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funny white mans

@djbokchoyy

21 | he/him | married to laplacescrowley
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my gf used to work at five guys and when she’d come home she would stink like cheeseburger and dick me down insane style (minimum wage dick hits different iykyk) and even after she got a better job for like a good year i would get wet every time i walked by a burger place because of the smell

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i love seeing every reblog on this post because virgins inevitably tag it like “this is FREAK BEHAVIOR why would you EVER POST THIS it’s DISGUSTING” and people who fuck tag it like “hell yeah. kinda hot”

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i feel like one of the fundamental misunderstandings of the Tumblr administration about the website is that its core userbase is fandom bloggers. this is absolutely not true. the core userbase, despite being in the minority, are shitposters. they're the slim columns of rebar that brace the entire edifice and prevent it collapsing in on itself. this is because the fandoms are a loose archipelago which have very little to do with each other except where they intersect inside a singular user's blog (for example, someone who is simultaneously interested in Owl House and also Succession gifs and will reblog both). the posts that everyone reblogs are the jokes, the little op-eds, and the ensemble improv sessions with riffing in the reblogs. to appeal to the general userbase these posts cannot actually be based in any particular fandom because it would lose general appeal. Tumblr's absolute insistence on forcing me to look at Gravity Falls fandom shit every time I go to the For You tab despite my never having engaged with the show, its viewers, or any posts about it is based on engagement calculations sure but the Tumblr site branding also shows they think they're the Fandom Website and not the Pomo Transgender Textpost Website.

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I honestly think this is very right

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youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

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hotmeat89

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

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peanotbotter

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

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hotmeat89

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

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peanotbotter

This is so fun

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hotmeat89

I’m just so happy you’re here

can you imagine the discourse that would go on on dog tumblr

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okay how do you pronounce the name of this item -> 👟

a-WOOF (correct) 🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 2.1%

A-woof (wrong) ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 0.2 %

other? (tags) 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️ 97.7%

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okay we need to talk about the term “small dog syndrome” and its roots in ableism and other forms of systematic puppression. rant under cut.

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okay I’m gonna be real I can’t stand antimailmanblr lately. i know we all hate mailmen and there’s nothing wrong with that but I think dogxxing might be a little too fucking far.

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op please try to stick to nongendered language like mailpeople! using “mailman” exclusively may undermine the point you’re trying to make!

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my stance on dogxxing has changed

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for the love of dog PLEASE stop using the term “tr*pod dogs”!!! this is a derogatory term!!! you should be treating all disabled dogs with love and kindness, not demeaning them!!!!

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op I appreciate you trying to support us but there’s actually a very widespread movement to reclaim the term “tripod”. your pinned post says you’re an “able pawed ally”, so I’d recommend you checkout the tripodpunk/tpunk tags on the site to see some more varied stances within the community. a lot of three legged dogs actually prefer to be referred to this way!

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kill yourself

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honestly if you’re still supporting doug the pug after what he said on monday unfollow me idgaf.

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Pawnonymous said:

go get hit by a car

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IS THIS BECAUSE I SAID I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO LASSIE

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pawnon’s right find the nearest street now

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I’M GAY

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hi dogblr! i’m hoping you all can give me some advice. my shih tzu recently had to go on a temporary wet food diet to recover from a surgery, and now she’s refusing to eat any dry food. what can I do to convince her to start eating dry food again? i can’t feed her wet food forever, and i was wondering if you can tell me any tips that make dry food more enticing! thank you!

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wet food forever

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wet food forever

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wet food forever

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wet food forever

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wet food forever

HEY HIII WE STILL NEED HELP WITH RENT IM PHYSICALLY DISABLED & WORKING PART TIME WHICH STILL HURTS THIS SHELL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER WHEN I CLOCK OUT. SO HELP A MIXED NDN ASIAN KANAKA ETC +++ STAY HOUSED W/ MINIMAL BODY DAMAGE!

ALSO DONT TAG THIS WITH ANYTHING THANK U.

CA: $voidhex

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ASK 4 VENMO.

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From what I understand from the article, it’s even rougher than normal content moderation: a lot of these workers were hired to train AIs like ChatGPT away from, well, all the worst that the web could provide, to detoxify it for the end users. They are specifically given the worst stuff that can be dredged up from the depths of the internet, and asked to label it - so that the AI can use that data to identify hatespeech, suicide ideation, racism, CSA, etc etc.

It’s an awful job, and some are paid less than $2 an hour. Workers have PTSD. Are they being offered counselling, support, compensation? Fuck no, they get punished for speaking up.

Good luck to the African Content Moderators Union, I hope they get the protections and compensation that their workers need.