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mood

me when a hot person smiles at me

when i lose a follower…

when u lean ur head against the bus window

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Stop romanticizing home depot

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

“Bodak Yellow” by Cardi B

cardi b @ taylor swift

national treasure right here

kristen wiig bloopers