Ummmm shoutout to people who get home from work and get right in their jammies

David ❤❤❤ (here you can buy pin ❤)

broæthër no....

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

“Quit trying to hold on so tight. I'm gone. Long gone.”

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) dir. David Lynch

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

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alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

here you go little buddy

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

I hate loud ass cars like control that beast

i’m gonna make you a soup

i realize i may have worded this wrong

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

Reblog and put the species of the nearest stuffed animal

Hey bro is everything okay? I could tell your heart wasn’t really in it at group meowing today

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I