Hello darkness, my old friend… (via heIdbyhes)

more baby animals here

i feel personally attacked

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

scifi dog attire

(photos by Allan Dixon / via imgur)

This is so pure.

I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”

“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”

literally the only math class i would ever look forward to

he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the yearbook had him recreate the picture

i need a silk robe and a balcony to wear it on

more cat adventures

this is now officially my post popular post on tumblr dot com

please take another look at my dumb cat child

(via mytherapistsays)

Tina Belcher appreciation post

@dizzywithlife

@glitterycloudgoatee

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

iv been laughing for 20 years

I’m watching this now

I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING

GOTY

HE WAS WORKING THERE