‘til paul do us blart

Matty & George // Chicago 14.11.2016

Photo: Julia Simone Paul

The 1975 // Rock am Ring

write my tombstone in emojis

damn it

x

@tescotommo

how do i get over someone who i never dated

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK”

when you hear your parents talking shit from another room