found footage horror film
agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey
When the Arizona Iced Tea hits
Someone add a gif i'm on mobile
1967-1973 Datsun 510
I need you in my life man. You're the only guy I know who can say "ganondorf" like the smash bros announcer. Please just come back and be my little ganondorf jester please
U should be able to have full control of all your weenie like if I want to be like 40% flaccid so I can bulge a bit I should be able to just think that, and do it. If I wanna rock 100% boaner it should be easy as making a fist. If I wanna be shrivelled prawn 0% for whatever reason I should have the dignity of choosing that for myself. Hello. Help me!!! *the walls of the labyrinth press closer*
me in the pussy if im being fully honest
i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts
I love my fath– I’m so big what the fuck. So naturally I chab-, challenged his murderer to a 𝒹𝓊𝑒𝓁. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive! …but he gave me these. How old were you? Ffive years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of ᶠʳᵉⁿᶜʰ… Fencing. So the next time we beet, I-I will not fall… fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say! 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸. My name is Indigo MontoyyyyyyA….?? You k- you killed my father. Prepare to die, heh.
(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up
there are many, many funny things about kingdom hearts, but for me the funniest part is in any scene where there’s supposed to be a big crowd but the devs didn’t want to model literally anyone so it’s just a huge empty room with only the absolutely necessary characters there
literally fucking no one is there. comedy gold
Better example
everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet
this one
