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milkies

@divinosaurus

they/xe | 19 | hot garbage | INTP | 5w4 | ♋ sun | ♑ moon | ♏ rising
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i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!

guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming

yes i was the one who fucking chest bumped your boyfriend. it was my fault your boyfriend flew across the sky like a comet and i refuse to apologize. he was beautiful

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my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension

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he doesnt remember but he wakes up and is like babe i had the WEIRDEST dream and im like uhuh. i bet

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@kingshovelbug can you tell this random internet stranger you love when i preform experiments on you actually

please help. its so dark in here