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@divine-rights-of-king

It must be proclaimed that democratic rule is mob rule. And mobs are fickle ill tempered things. A nation is best led by one man trained from birth to do the job. God has made this His order. We must uphold the divine right of kings to save the west.

I have spent months in meditation and prayer pondering the works of great theologians to try to find a solution to the degeneracy that runs rampant on this site. I have also been praying for the souls of the den of jackals that has been laughing fiendishly in my notes.

All I can say to you people is to find Christ. After that all will be clear.

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The fundamental tragedy of Warhammer 40K is that it asks "what if Catholicism was fucked up and in space?", then consistently fails to make the theology of Fucked Up Space Catholicism more fucked up than actual Catholicism.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Catholic doctrine keep your fantasy out of an analysis of Christs Church you funko pop collecting postmodernist

Understand that when I chastise you people I do it from a place of understanding and care. I too was once a sinner. I will admit to engaging in premarital relations. I will admit to indulging in reefer. However I have put those days behind me. I encourage you all to do the same and follow Christ to righteousness.

appealing to conservatives on abolishing legal complexities of marriage by saying if there's no marriage technically no one can get divorced

nuclear family unit abolished, divorce rates drop to 0%

I see the heathens are concocting foul plots against the west this morning. As usual.

My brother in Christ, it’s a joke on the internet.

You think this is a joke you charlatan? You would stand by as the corrosive acid of progressivism erodes the foundation upon which your civilization stands? Disgusting.

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

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who the fuck made this post

I’ll tell you what made them post this. They are possessed by lust. A foul quality that must be overcome to live in Christ-like purity. Hole this, hole that, how about you freaks let Christ fill the hole in your life. Maybe then you’d find some actual contentment.

This is a prime example of why we need a monarchy. Charlemagne would not have tolerated this degeneracy.

Incorrect. God made this post because she is faceless and namesless. She also says that kings are pretending to be her and are appropriating her power.

God is not a woman. I have already gone into detail on this. And He has endorsed countless monarchs throughout history

CRINGE

fuckin monarchist bastard scum

^ product of modernity. Look at this and tell me that the enlightenment was not a mistake.

Anonymous asked:

“BDSM is sex for autistic people” post is funny to me because me and my bf realized that we’re both lapsed Catholics and to us it’s more like “BDSM is catholicism for gay people”

Oh the Catholicism/BDSM overlap might be even stronger than the autism/BDSM overlap

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How dare you satanists involve the Catholic faith in your rituals. You won’t be turned on when the devil puts you to the lash for your crimes against God.

lol, I feel this on a spiritual level

Convert to Catholicism. It is the only way.

I’m seeing a lot of people that want to look at breasts in my replies. Know that you are a full grown person not a baby. Boobs were made as an adjunct to procreative sex not for your sick amusement.

Oliver Cromwell made this post

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Incorrect: no one ever wanted to see Oliver Cromwell’s tits

Very doubtful that a blog called @divine-right-of-king would identify themselves with one of the men responsible for the beheading of Charles I, but very likely they have an interesting relationship with tits.

I appreciate you for defending me from the Cromwell slander (he was repulsive slime). However it is not that I have an uncomfortable relationship with tits but rather that I believe they are organs for child rearing above all else and are quick to lead men astray.

I’m seeing a lot of people that want to look at breasts in my replies. Know that you are a full grown person not a baby. Boobs were made as an adjunct to procreative sex not for your sick amusement.

Oliver Cromwell made this post

Oliver Cromwell did not make this post. Oliver Cromwell was a genocidal anti-Catholic anti-Irish colonizing maniac. I as a Catholic of Irish descent do not appreciate being likened to that slime.

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

A natural punishment for lust.

obsessed with this christian blogger trying to help what are most likely porn bots seek the lord's forgiveness

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For those in the grips of sexual sin please hit me up. With haste

Hasting. Find your local Catholic Church and meet with the clergy. They can help you navigate away from sin

More Like The Catholic Lame, Numbnuts!

Pagan edgelord detected. Opinion disregarded.

obsessed with this christian blogger trying to help what are most likely porn bots seek the lord's forgiveness

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For those in the grips of sexual sin please hit me up. With haste

Hasting. Find your local Catholic Church and meet with the clergy. They can help you navigate away from sin

Listen buddy, you wanna eat well? You've got two options:

  • The mystical dietary teachings of an enema-obsessed eugenicist cereal magnate who never jerked off.
  • Diet advice from a guy on Twitter with name like Based_MeatCore and marble statue pfp who bases all his ideas on how he thinks cavemen we're 12 feet tall and lived for 200 years.

Honestly I think that more research should be done into creating antisin food. If we had cereal that prevented masturbation the west could be saved overnight.